08-14-2009, 01:32 AM
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#141
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Powerplay Quarterback
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Originally Posted by CrusaderPi
It happens.
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I'd be pissed if it didn't. I need to find a local gf while I'm doing the long distance thing here in China for a few weeks. 
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08-14-2009, 09:38 AM
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#142
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Nostradamus
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: London Ont.
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14, with a girl who was just about to turn 16. She followed me home from the arcade. I was visiting my cousin in Edmonton, chick literally followed me to his place. Talked to her, met up the next day where she was babysitting and next thing you know she was on me.
Went home to Calgary a couple days later, called her on her 16th b-day and she wouldn't even take the call, pretty sure that sums up my performance.
It was 2 years before getting any more. From then until marriage I would go on streaks where it would be a bunch in a month, then get a g/f, then go dry for 6 months, then repeat.
University was an absolute gong show, my number greatly increased.
I am now married with two kids, so I am regrowing my virginity.
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agggghhhhhh!!!
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08-14-2009, 10:37 AM
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#143
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Powerplay Quarterback
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Originally Posted by PowerPlayoffs06
A local gf while doing long distance? Isn't that cheating?!  |
Yeah, but what are you gonna do.
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08-14-2009, 12:14 PM
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#144
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Calgary
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Quote:
Originally Posted by yads
Yeah, but what are you gonna do.
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Keep it in your pants or hands? 
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Grimbl420
I can wash my penis without taking my pants off.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Moneyhands23
If edmonton wins the cup in the next decade I will buy everyone on CP a bottle of vodka.
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08-14-2009, 12:40 PM
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#145
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Franchise Player
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Quote:
Originally Posted by yads
Nah just a deuce. We did long distance for a while so I got a local gf.
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Which one was hotter?
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Quote:
Originally Posted by henriksedin33
Not at all, as I've said, I would rather start with LA over any of the other WC playoff teams. Bunch of underachievers who look good on paper but don't even deserve to be in the playoffs.
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08-14-2009, 12:59 PM
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#146
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Fantasy Island
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Quote:
Originally Posted by yads
Yeah, but what are you gonna do.
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Yikes. Hopefully wifey doesn't lurk around on CP...
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comfortably numb
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08-14-2009, 01:15 PM
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#147
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Income Tax Central
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Oh, like indiscretion was a surprise.
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08-14-2009, 01:16 PM
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#148
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Fantasy Island
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It's not. But admitting it sort of is.
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comfortably numb
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08-14-2009, 01:17 PM
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#149
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: still in edmonton
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Think Twice before you touch my girl...
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"Nothing Matters. Nobody Cares. We're all going to die."
- Devin Cooley
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08-14-2009, 01:23 PM
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#150
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Franchise Player
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Yeah_Baby
Think Twice before you touch my girl...
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Firefly?
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Quote:
Originally Posted by henriksedin33
Not at all, as I've said, I would rather start with LA over any of the other WC playoff teams. Bunch of underachievers who look good on paper but don't even deserve to be in the playoffs.
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08-14-2009, 01:58 PM
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#151
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: In my office, at the Ministry of Awesome!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Yeah_Baby
Think Twice before you touch my girl...
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Why? Does she have herpes or something?
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08-14-2009, 02:06 PM
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#152
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Powerplay Quarterback
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Locke
Oh, like indiscretion was a surprise.
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Lol she knows about it. We had a deal of sorts. Haven't fooled around since.
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08-14-2009, 02:20 PM
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#153
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: still in edmonton
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Quote:
Originally Posted by HOOT
Firefly?
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Eve 6 actually
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"Nothing Matters. Nobody Cares. We're all going to die."
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08-14-2009, 03:28 PM
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#154
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: still in edmonton
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Bring_Back_Shantz
Why? Does she have herpes or something?
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Nope. As I said before I was talking about to Think Twice by Eve 6. Good track. Look it up.
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"Nothing Matters. Nobody Cares. We're all going to die."
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08-15-2009, 11:04 PM
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#155
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Has lived the dream!
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Where I lay my head is home...
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I was a couple weeks from my 19th birthday and I was in Australia. I had done a lot of other things up till that point though, so it made the transition very smooth. She was 17 and I knew it wasn't her first time so I was doing my best to just do my best. Guess it worked, she fell in love with me and didn't even suspect it was my first time. I ended up telling her many years later.
Even though I had been 'trying' for a few years I guess I technically 'matured later'. I sure did make up for it though... lol. Some of the stories I can (and have) told.
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