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Old 08-14-2009, 01:02 AM   #21
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Old 08-14-2009, 01:05 AM   #22
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That's a damn good point actually. How shortsighted of me.

Use her for leverage.
Being so beautiful and so ######ed will probably make other girls very confused and jealous.
It's commonly said (or lamented) that you get way more girls interested in you when you are actually with someone.
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Do the George Costanza and get a picture of her with you on the third date. Than get rid of her and show the picture to other hot girls of your ex fiancee who had cancer. Once you've gained entrance into the hottie club you get a second chance, third chance etc.
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Old 08-14-2009, 01:07 AM   #24
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Why are you friends with her if she's so dumb? If you were friends before trying the dates... didn't you already know she was dumb??
Nope. No idea. I met her at a company function. She was a friend of a friend, and she seemed normal.
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Old 08-14-2009, 01:07 AM   #25
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Ditch her, man.

There's nothing more unattractive than a dumb bitch.
If she's really good looking, then it's just a shame that such physical beauty was wasted on a dumb bitch. So then it's both unattractive and depressing.
Wow, that's classy.

I'm sure you're a real hit with educated women.
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Nope. No idea. I met her at a company function. She was a friend of a friend, and she seemed normal.
Gotcha. I say cut her loose since you're obviously not *really* interested. But I'm also not a guy, so that probably influences my opinion a little.
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Old 08-14-2009, 01:26 AM   #27
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Its the age-old battle of the competing heads.

In this case the top one should carry the day, but the lower one might for a little while.
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Old 08-14-2009, 01:55 AM   #28
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Seriously? You're thinking about ditching her now? Dude:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...hree+date+rule
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Old 08-14-2009, 02:02 AM   #29
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Wow, that's classy.

I'm sure you're a real hit with educated women.
Yep, them smart bitches love me.

It was tongue-in-cheek. But truthfully, lack of intelligence is a major turn off for me. Just thought I'd express my sentiments message-board style. It's late, OK? Get off my case!
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Old 08-14-2009, 02:04 AM   #30
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Dumb girls can be worth it if they're A)hot, and B)putting out.
We're still waiting on a pic to show A and it doesn't sound like B is happening, so what's the point?
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Well at least see if the sex is good. Just be careful, dumb ones have feelings too.
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Old 08-14-2009, 03:40 AM   #32
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Take her to a bar, give her a few drinks, and let her ramble about her stupid $ht for a few minutes. Then tell her if she's not going home with you to take a hike and stop wasting your time.

All hot girls have low self esteem, and she'll want to prove herself. Take advantage of this, and dump her the next day.
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Old 08-14-2009, 04:17 AM   #33
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Yep, them smart bitches love me.

It was tongue-in-cheek. But truthfully, lack of intelligence is a major turn off for me. Just thought I'd express my sentiments message-board style. It's late, OK? Get off my case!
I just lol'ed.
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Old 08-14-2009, 04:27 AM   #34
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Hit it and quit it. But seriously, if she is talking about Paris Hilton, Paula Abdul, thinks Africa is a country, and thinks hockey is a redneck sport, I would ditch her.
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If you do decide to hit it make sure you keep it under wraps you dont want her spawning.
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Old 08-14-2009, 08:48 AM   #36
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When there are so many smart and beautiful women out there, why waste time with one that makes your ears bleed? If I was in your situation, the only way I'd go on a third date is if I knew I could close that night.
Well, actually, that would have been my attitude for the second date. A third date with someone I can't stand listening to is too much punishment with not enough payoff.
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Old 08-14-2009, 09:03 AM   #37
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Go on a few dates and enjoy the world. Be entertained by who she is. There must be something about her that attracted you to her in the first place. Let it develop and end up like it should be. Just friends or more.. whatever.

Maybe you will find a friend to hang out with on occasion who just rambles on about boring topics. Just like she probably thinks about you too.
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Old 08-14-2009, 09:21 AM   #38
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No, and at this point I don't really care anymore. If I have to hear about another rant on Paula Adbul quitting American Idol, I will probably scream at the heavens.
I think you've answered your own question there, no? You don't care if you get any, you're saying it's not worth it.

I don't date dumb men. I don't care if they're hot. There are smart hot people in the world.
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Old 08-14-2009, 09:22 AM   #39
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I think before a man gets married he has to experience three kinds of women:

1) The incredibly hot but wretched human being girl (You know the one who knows she can get by on her looks and tries to milk it for what it's worth). She's manipulative and it's kinda like 'Heroin hero' on that South Park episode: No matter how hard you try you never quite seem to get that dragon.

2)The cute, nice, sweet, but extravagently princess-type girl. Her daddy would do all those chores and errands for her, and she thinks so should you. While you're at it change your clothing style to those nice clothes she picked up for you, avoid that friend of yours who's always trying to get you out for a night on the town, cut down on that beer drinking and hockey watching, and effectively disappear from your friends radar.

3)Finally to the point of the thread. The dumb hot chick: You cannot stand her conversations. She's celebrity obsessed. But she's so hot, and a demon in the sack! After a few months of having your way with her the hotness novelty wears off and you have to dump her.

I figure that once you've been through a reasonable facsimile of all three, at the very least you know what you do not want!

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Old 08-14-2009, 09:45 AM   #40
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The third date is the test drive date. Take her for a spin around the living room on the couch. You can live with stupid for a while if its eyeball rolling travel through time amazing sex.
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