08-14-2009, 12:08 AM
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Likes Cartoons
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Would you date a dumb hottie?
I have a friend who is quite good looking, and it seems there is some interest between the two of us. However, I've been on some dates with her and she talks about some of the most asinine things. Here are some horrible examples:
She once spent the entire date talking about (guess which one)
A) Paris Hilton
B) Coach Bags
C) Lady Gaga
D) All of the above
If you said D, you are sadly correct. This caused me to lose some points with her. However, I felt a second date was in order. I believe in giving people second chances.
On another date, she began talking about Africa. Then she remarked that Bruno in that stupid bruno movie was right, and that Africa is a country and she didn't understand why the audience corrected him. I had to correct her that Africa isn't a country. Sigh.
Then, the most horrible thing happened. She think people who watch hockey are rednecks. When I told her I enjoy watching hockey, she said I didn't look like a redneck. Seriously, I believe this confused her because in her world, HOCKEY = REDNECK and there is no way around it. She also believes hockey is dirty. What?
Now we approach the third date, I'm not sure the end justify the means. I honestly cannot survive another date, no matter how hot she is.
Anyone have a similar experience of a hot/cute girl that just ruins everything when she shares her world with you?
Last edited by TheyCallMeBruce; 08-14-2009 at 03:36 PM.
Reason: Because firefly scares me
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08-14-2009, 12:12 AM
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#2
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Victoria, BC
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Does she put out on the first date?
Related question: What's the gayest thing you would do to sleep with the hottest girl on earth?
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08-14-2009, 12:13 AM
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#3
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CP's Fraser Crane
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Can you turn this into FWB?
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08-14-2009, 12:15 AM
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#4
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Likes Cartoons
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Quote:
Originally Posted by HotHotHeat
Does she put out on the first date?
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No, and at this point I don't really care anymore. If I have to hear about another rant on Paula Adbul quitting American Idol, I will probably scream at the heavens.
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08-14-2009, 12:18 AM
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#5
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Likes Cartoons
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Quote:
Originally Posted by stang
Can you turn this into FWB?
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I wish. Sadly, I fear she might open her mouth and tell me things. That'll just kill the mood.
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08-14-2009, 12:20 AM
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#6
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Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Calgary
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But then how are you going to keep up to date with all the TMZ gossip??
Oh the humanity!!
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08-14-2009, 12:23 AM
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#7
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First Line Centre
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Allow me...this thread is useless without pics!!
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08-14-2009, 12:24 AM
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#8
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Likes Cartoons
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Pagal4321
But then how are you going to keep up to date with all the TMZ gossip??
Oh the humanity!!
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I didn't know what the hell TMZ was until a couple of months ago
while I was in Malaysia
being educated by my cousin's girlfriend
who coincidentally, acts like her!
Oh the humanity, indeed.
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08-14-2009, 12:24 AM
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Won the Worst Son Ever Award
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Location: Sherwood Park
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nail her.
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08-14-2009, 12:27 AM
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Lifetime Suspension
Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: Edmonton
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Quote:
Originally Posted by krazycanuck
nail her.
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Oh yeah.
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08-14-2009, 12:28 AM
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Powerplay Quarterback
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Calgary, AB
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PIITB and leave it at that.
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08-14-2009, 12:31 AM
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tromboner
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: where the lattes are
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Quote:
Originally Posted by CRXguy
PIITB and leave it at that.
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No way, PIITM. It would be rude for her to talk with her mouth full!
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08-14-2009, 12:33 AM
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#13
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Oh yeah, she also talked a lot about Perez Hilton
What the hell is a Perez Hilton??
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08-14-2009, 12:36 AM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Calgary
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Quote:
Originally Posted by TheyCallMeBruce
Oh yeah, she also talked a lot about Perez Hilton
What the hell is a Perez Hilton??
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Only the baddest mofo out there.... please sense the need for green text.
http://perezhilton.com/
Represent.
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08-14-2009, 12:38 AM
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Our Jessica Fletcher
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If you re not boning her, why put up with her nonsense? Can get that for free from an ugley chick.
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08-14-2009, 12:44 AM
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Ditch her, man.
There's nothing more unattractive than a dumb bitch.
If she's really good looking, then it's just a shame that such physical beauty was wasted on a dumb bitch. So then it's both unattractive and depressing.
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08-14-2009, 12:53 AM
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Atomic Nerd
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Calgary
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This needs to be a poll and I would vote yes but just for fun, getting yourself noticed in the eyes of other females, and not for a serious relationship.
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08-14-2009, 12:55 AM
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Lifetime Suspension
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If by date, you mean nail her once, then move on to someone smarter and attractive then yes.
If you mean date, like date date, then no.
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08-14-2009, 12:59 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Hack&Lube
This needs to be a poll and I would vote yes but just for fun, getting yourself noticed in the eyes of other females, and not for a serious relationship.
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That's a damn good point actually. How shortsighted of me.
Use her for leverage.
Being so beautiful and so ######ed will probably make other girls very confused and jealous.
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08-14-2009, 01:00 AM
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First Line Centre
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Quote:
Originally Posted by TheyCallMeBruce
I have a friend who is quite good looking ...
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Why are you friends with her if she's so dumb? If you were friends before trying the dates... didn't you already know she was dumb??
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