I hate my job

[albertGQ]

Am I the only one that still doesn't get this thread?

[Kipper is King]

Originally Posted by albertGQ

Am I the only one that still doesn't get this thread?

It's a Scooby Doo reference!

[McG]

Originally Posted by albertGQ

Am I the only one that still doesn't get this thread?

zoicks! i need a scooby snack!

[Shazam]

- Everybody be cool, this is a robbery!
- Any of you ing pricks move, and I'll execute every mothering last one of you!

Me and Fast got the gats; we're out to rob a bank.
We got Steve outside carrying a full pack.
Now everything's cool and everything's smooth. (Hey that's smooth)
I walked up to the teller, I gave her the letter
She gave me the loot with puckered up lips
And a wink that I found cute, and I said, "baby, baby, baby"
(Is this some Kharmic-Chi love thing happening here baby or what.)
By that time Fast tapped me with the 9 he said it was time to blow, ya know.
So out the door we go.
Back to the ride with Steve inside and alive; off we drive
I hurt my lower lumbar, you know we'll
Never get far, riding around in a stolen
Police car, so we dropped it off and piled in a Caddy;
Steve was driving because I had to talk to my man about something.

- Look, I don't know anything about any ing set-up, you can torture me all you want.
- Torture you, that's good, that's a good idea, I like that one.

Running around robbing banks all wacked off of Scooby Snacks! (2x)

I don't give a about the hell's
Gate, ain't punkin' the crowd and I'm still standing up straight.
So, we pull these jobs to make a little money;
No one gets hurt if they don't act funny.
On the way to the yacht, we almost got caught,
Fast is shooting mailboxes, not knowing where the cop is.
They're at the Dunkin Donuts, adjacent from
The Froman's whose mailbox fast had just exploded.
They gave chase, but my man
Steve is an ace; we lost those brothers with haste.
We casted off and along we went off Bermuda to an island resort we rented.

- Sonny, I need you cool, are you cool?
- I am cool.

Running around robbing banks all wacked off of Scooby Snacks! (4x)

[Ice]

Originally Posted by albertGQ

Am I the only one that still doesn't get this thread?

No, you're not, but I never get anything that is a cartoon reference.

[Bibtin Tex]

OMG I still can't believe it CP, I hit my girlfriend
We were having an argument and she went too far. She made a comment along the lines of "your loser father couldn't keep a relationship together and you can't either!". When I was around 11, my parents got divorced and fought for custody. My dad wanted me and my brother because he genuinely loved us. My mom wanted us just to spite my dad. She won, and my dad kinda lost it over the decades.

This was too far for me. I had never, EVER hit a girl before, but it happened so fast I didn't even know I did it.

Basically, I cocked my fist back, and flew it straight into her nose. I thought it would be like the movies where she would get a little trickle of blood. It wasn't. Her nose EXPLODED. I think I must of broken a bunch of cartilege or something because blood shot out of both her nostrils, got all over me, got all over the floor. She staggered backwards, hit her head hard enough on the wall to leave a dent, and slumped down.

We were both stunned for about 10 seconds before she started crying hysterically and ran into my room and locked the door. So I went to wash my hands, and while I was in the bathroom I heard her run out of the house and take off in her car. That was about 5 hours ago so I guess she didn't go the police or anything. So later I went home and broke down in tears.. My mom came in the room and when she heard about the story

she got scared and said your moving with your auntie and uncle in bel air. I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh and had dice in the mirror if anything i can say that this cab was rare but i thought "nah yo homes to bel air!" I pulled up to a house for about 7 or 8 and I yelled to the cab yo homes smell ya later, looked at my kingdom I was finally there, to sit on my thrown as the prince of bel air.


I don't know if anyone will fall for this one, but I'm not starting a new thread for that.

[Cactus Jack]

It took me a while but I finally clued in on my own, thank you very much.