07-30-2009, 07:27 PM
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Calgary
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Originally Posted by MRCboicgy
That must be weird for him...throwing wood each time a Budweiser commercial comes on. While the rest of us chuckle or want a beer, he's thinking about getting all up in that Clydesdale. Super Bowl must be hell.
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What about going to Stampede. Don't think I would want a seat beside this guy....course he probably goes for the infield.
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07-30-2009, 07:32 PM
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#1 Goaltender
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My favorite part of the story: Kenley said she noticed several weeks ago her 21-year-old horse Sugar was acting strange and getting infections again
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07-30-2009, 08:23 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Victoria
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What kind of music do you play to get a horse in the mood?
Hall & Oates!
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07-30-2009, 08:25 PM
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Referee
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: In your enterprise AI
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Originally Posted by sclitheroe
her 21-year-old horse
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At least it was of age, that's a plus eh?
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07-30-2009, 08:35 PM
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#45
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Not a casual user
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: A simple man leading a complicated life....
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The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar and sat down to drink a beer. After a few minutes, a big tall cowboy walked in and said, "Who owns the big white horse outside?"
The Lone Ranger stood up, hitched his gun belt, and said, "I do...Why?"
The cowboy looked at the Lone Ranger and said, "I just thought you would like to know that your horse is about dead outside!"
The Lone Ranger and Tonto rushed outside, and sure enough, Silver was ready to die from heat exhaustion. The Lone Ranger got the horse water, and soon, Silver was starting to feel a little better. The Lone Ranger turned to Tonto and said, "Tonto, I want you to run around Silver and see if you can create enough of a breeze to make him start to feel better."
Tonto said, "Sure, Kemosabe," and took off running circles around Silver. Not able to do anything else but wait, the Lone Ranger returned to the bar to finish his drink.
A few minutes later, another cowboy struts into the bar and asks, "Who owns that big white horse outside?"
The Lone Ranger stands again, and claims, "I do, what's wrong with him this time?"
The cowboy looks him in the eye and says, "Nothing, but you left your
Injun runnin'."
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07-30-2009, 08:48 PM
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#46
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great tag.
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07-30-2009, 08:53 PM
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Scoring Winger
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Seems odd that he was charged with buggery* and not animal cruelty. Does this mean that gay/anal horse sex is illegal, but straight horse sex is just fine?
(* Just checked Wikipedia and apparently sodomy is illegal in South Carolina.)
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07-30-2009, 09:29 PM
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#48
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Norm!
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Originally Posted by rubecube
What kind of music do you play to get a horse in the mood?
Hall & Oates!
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07-30-2009, 09:39 PM
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Scoring Winger
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Calgary
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Originally Posted by Jedi Ninja
Seems odd that he was charged with buggery* and not animal cruelty. Does this mean that gay/anal horse sex is illegal, but straight horse sex is just fine?
(* Just checked Wikipedia and apparently sodomy is illegal in South Carolina.)
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Bestiality?
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07-31-2009, 01:25 AM
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Powerplay Quarterback
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: beautiful calgary alberta
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Originally Posted by sclitheroe
My favorite part of the story: Kenley said she noticed several weeks ago her 21-year-old horse Sugar was acting strange and getting infections again
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Please excuse me while I go BARF!! This thread is both hilarious and nauseating 
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07-31-2009, 09:28 AM
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Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Crowsnest Pass
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I didn't know people can add tags to other's threads? Good one.
Pour some Sugar on me! - Rodell
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08-01-2009, 10:49 PM
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#52
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First Line Centre
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Originally Posted by Buzzard
I'd breed that.
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pig Buzzards wife..accidentally logged in under buzzards name... i mean pigs name 
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08-02-2009, 12:19 AM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: May 2006
Location: @HOOT250
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Originally Posted by mikey_the_redneck
What happened to the days where a guy could just go get a hooker for the night?
See.................this is why prostitution should be legal........think of the horses.
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This got me on the floor laughing.
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Originally Posted by Shazam
He just wants a stable relationship.
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This just pushed me over the edge. My face hurts from laughing. I was not expecting that. I wish I could give more than one Thanks to a post you would get my whole days worth!
A mod should change your user title to "Stable Relationship" so I laugh every time you post. Pretty please! 
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Not at all, as I've said, I would rather start with LA over any of the other WC playoff teams. Bunch of underachievers who look good on paper but don't even deserve to be in the playoffs.
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