Who is Your Bender Dream Team

[sadora]

Ernest Hemingway
Anthony Bourdain
Hunter S. Thompson

[Dion]

Parus Hilton
Jose Theodore
Britney Spears
Curt Cobain

[Ford Prefect]

Samuel Clemens
Frank Sinatra
Dean Martin
Douglas Adams
Marty Feldman

B Team ... the Monty Python crew ... Cleese, Chapman, Idle, Gillian, Jones and Palin.

Edit ... I'll add Jesus too. The dude can turn water to wine ... that would help mightily with the tab at the end of the bender.

[Weiser Wonder]

Originally Posted by Dion

Parus Hilton
Jose Theodore
Britney Spears
Curt Cobain

That would be fun I can see how the night would turn out:

You guys go to the first bar, where after five minutes of conversation Cobain has a mental break down and kills Paris and Britney and then himself.

Theodore didn't notice as he panicked and ran to the bathroom when he ran his hand through his hair and more fell out than usual.

[TheyCallMeBruce]

James Earl Jones
Wong Fei Hong
Optimus Prime
Ghost of Mother Teresa

[flip]

Jimi Hendrix
Paul McCartney
Hunter S Thompson
Johnny Depp

[dissentowner]

Originally Posted by KTrain

Any hot chick in the world and you choose these three?

You'll be lucky to walk away with clean junk.

Who cares, that is what medical ointments are for! Sometimes the tap is worth the clap!

[narbeZ]

Vinnie Jones
Liam Gallagher
Russel Brand
Sienna Miller

Should be interesting...

[octothorp]

Originally Posted by missdpuck

Dorothy Parker

Ah, I wish I had thought of her, great choice.

[Tron_fdc]

Tommy Lee
Chris Farley
Mike Tyson
Leonardo DiCaprio


Each one has a role. Leo picks up the women, Tyson is the doorman, Farley keeps us laughing, and Tommy Lee starts up the orgy.

Perfect.

[missdpuck]

Originally Posted by octothorp

Ah, I wish I had thought of her, great choice.

And maybe Carson McCullers and Truman Capote.

[Tron_fdc]

^^^^

That has jailtime written all over it.

[Singe]

Well here's mine for a major drunkfest.

Nikola Tesla (Truely underrated for all he's done)
Christy Canyon (I'd woo her and she'd never leave)
Jim Marrs (The guy is just too cool)
An E.T. (to sober me up and get me off this rock before we all perish by own own hand)
Hunter S. Thompson (We'd write a book together. "The Sh*tfaced Diaries")
Peter Criss and Ace Frehley (I'd LOVE to know just how big of a arsehole Gene Simmons really is)

[sclitheroe]

You guys are all packing lightweights... how about brining along someone who knows what they are doing, like Mel Gibson or the Hoff?

[Itse]

Hmm...

Tom Waits
Iggy Pop
Oscar Wilde
David Bowie

This crew would propably blow my mind with all the stories, the dirty jokes and 5 am philosophy. As to chicks, well they're all interesting guys who'd can really draw attention (especially Wilde, being dead), but they're also old geezers so'd I'd have something going my way too

[missdpuck]

Originally Posted by Itse

Hmm...

Tom Waits
Iggy Pop
Oscar Wilde
David Bowie

This crew would propably blow my mind with all the stories, the dirty jokes and 5 am philosophy. As to chicks, well they're all interesting guys who'd can really draw attention (especially Wilde, being dead), but also old geezers so I'd have something going for me too

Tom Waits....awesome

I'm not worried about attracting chicks, I'm more interested in interesting comments. Arthur Rimbaud and Paul Verlaine...bring your own gun

[Itse]

Originally Posted by Itse

Hmm...

Tom Waits
Iggy Pop
David Bowie
Stephen Fry

Hmm, wanted to change that. Partly because I wanted guys that are all alive, but also because I've always found him to be a really interesting guy, and I just read his autobiography (so good he wrote it twice, one version being superficially fictional). He seems like a really interesting man who I feel I could really find some common ground with. Which is odd being that I'm not English, jewish, gay, gone to a boarding school in the 70's, been in jail or a comedian/writer, but what ever, it's my dream team

EDITEDIT: Also, he played Oscar Wilde in a film so astoundingly well it makes you believe in reincarnation. When I think about meeting Oscar Wilde, I see Stephen Fry.