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Old 07-20-2009, 11:53 AM   #1
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Is driving me nuts in the cubicle next to mine. Why the hell does every song sound the same? And why are the songs so douchy?

It's going to be a looooong monday.
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You sit next to Josh Groban?
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He is such a dick.

I recall being subjected to an entire morning of John Mayer once...

Since then, all I ever get is "what happened to Marie? Has anyone seen Marie?"

No one has seen Marie...not in a very, very long time....
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You sit next to Josh Groban?
If I did, he would be getting punched in the face by now.
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Old 07-20-2009, 11:59 AM   #6
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Let me guess: if it isn't actually Josh in the cubicle next to you, its an overweight, 60-something woman with bad body odour and purple-dyed hair, who smokes too much and has been known to stand up on her desk and swing her big nasty ass around to his music.

Sounds like a Josh Groban listener to me.
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Josh Groban songs are a bit of a downer, they're always played at funerals.

I'm not sure if that was his career goal.
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Old 07-20-2009, 12:00 PM   #8
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Put me down as someone who is pretty unimpressed. Same with John Mayer. Oh man, I wish we had a hate thread for John Mayer.
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What the hell does Josh Groban have to do with John Mayer?

Also, John Mayer is one of the best guitarists out there right now, I don't get the hate hard-on people get for him. Super talented.

Jealousy, I suppose.
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What the hell does Josh Groban have to do with John Mayer?
They both suck balls.
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What the hell does Josh Groban have to do with John Mayer?

Also, John Mayer is one of the best guitarists out there right now, I don't get the hate hard-on people get for him. Super talented.

Jealousy, I suppose.
There it is.
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Mayer is a nut job and a total ######, but he is a helluva guitarist.

And Groban, jesus dickballs. I hate him.

And my grandparents love him, and my Grandpa thinks I look like him. I say, "But Grandpa, he looks like some kind of deformed rat, or ferret! Certainly you don't think I resemble that ass-hat."

And silence.
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And my grandparents love him, and my Grandpa thinks I look like him. I say, "But Grandpa, he looks like some kind of deformed rat, or ferret! Certainly you don't think I resemble that ass-hat."
Ah, nothing better than compliments you don't want. Like one of my old gfs always telling me how I have such beautiful long eyelashes; here's some free advice for the ladies: if you're down to the eyelashes when coming up with praise for a guy's physical attributes, it's better to just skip it entirely.
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Ah, nothing better than compliments you don't want. Like one of my old gfs always telling me how I have such beautiful long eyelashes; here's some free advice for the ladies: if you're down to the eyelashes when coming up with praise for a guy's physical attributes, it's better to just skip it entirely.
But you really do have beautiful long eyelashes.
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No knowning who Josh Grobman was, I thought you were complaining about the Global Morning News Traffic Copter guy.
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But you really do have beautiful long eyelashes.
It's so different and sexier coming from you! My insides are a-flutter with a strange new love!
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It's so different and sexier coming from you! My insides are a-flutter with a strange new love!
If they're anywhere as fluttery as your breathtaking eyelashes, we could be in for some bow-chicka-wow-wow.
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Nah, he just sounded so depressed, I wanted to brighten up his day.
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Is driving me nuts in the cubicle next to mine. Why the hell does every song sound the same? And why are the songs so douchy?

It's going to be a looooong monday.
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Josh Groban songs are a bit of a downer, they're always played at funerals.

I'm not sure if that was his career goal.
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I don't know much about Josh Gorbon so I'll wait to pass judgement, John Mayer however sucks.
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