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Old 07-19-2009, 11:26 AM   #1
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What are some of the headlines that made you laugh, do a double-take, or just shake your head?

This one stuck out to me because of how badly they butchered the headline.....

Diving tragedy

An Edmonton is dead died following a cliff-jumping mishap that left him under water for about an hour Sunday evening.


http://www.canada.com/calgaryherald/...ac995c41&k=351
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Old 07-19-2009, 11:35 AM   #2
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Old 07-19-2009, 01:08 PM   #7
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I wish I scanned an image of it during the last NHL lockout. There was an article designed to pull at the heart strings because young hockey players and fans couldn't watch their favorites play and so on. There was a nice close-up pic of some young hockey player kid. The headline?

"Kids Real Losers"
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Old 07-19-2009, 02:30 PM   #8
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I wish I scanned an image of it during the last NHL lockout. There was an article designed to pull at the heart strings because young hockey players and fans couldn't watch their favorites play and so on. There was a nice close-up pic of some young hockey player kid. The headline?

"Kids Real Losers"
I'm sure Locke would concur.
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Old 07-19-2009, 08:24 PM   #9
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Old 07-19-2009, 08:40 PM   #10
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The Edmonton Journal one? Yup. I took a screenshot of that too. That was, I think, the crowning glory of the night Heatley almost became an Oiler.
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Is that real?
http://forum.calgarypuck.com/showthread.php?p=1913072
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Old 07-19-2009, 08:50 PM   #12
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The worst headline I've ever seen was the Calgary Sun when my aunt was killed: "Son may have seen mom murdered". The first paragraph of the story itself said that he was asleep elsewhere in the house, and never saw anything. My grandmother was so pissed that the Sun would use such a blatant lie to sensationalize the story she wouldn't give their reporters the time of day.
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