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fredr123 · 07-16-2009, 04:52 PM

That there are no tags on this thread is most disappointing.

Ice · 07-16-2009, 05:13 PM

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Originally Posted by fotze

My kid has been potty trained forever, don't remember changing a diaper, but he will not pee standing, has no interest, do you think he's gay?

Lots of boys are like that. I think when they're older and have better aim they'll take the risk and never sit again.

User Name · 07-16-2009, 05:16 PM

PFFFF, you guys have it easy, I actually got STUCK in my bathroom. Not fun. Not fun at all.

The Fonz · 07-16-2009, 08:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Dion

I'd never go inside one of those...

I bet the only people who use it are guys who go inside to jack it and pretend they have an audience.

The Fonz · 07-16-2009, 08:41 PM

As for pooping at work, I don't really give a rip. As a matter of fact, I've had diarrhea all week and just this morning when I came out of the bathroom for the 3rd time I asked our secretary "Why can't I stop pissing out my ass?".

Pooping is only weird if you make it weird. Actually, that pretty much goes for everything in life.

wooohooo · 07-16-2009, 08:47 PM

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Originally Posted by The Fonz

I'd never go inside one of those...

I bet the only people who use it are guys who go inside to jack it and pretend they have an audience.

I went to europe earlier this summer and they have these pay washrooms through out the streets. On one particular day my friend had to take a big dump and it was only a couple cents for a certain allotted time. He apparently took too long in there and didn't pay for enough time and mid way the door opened... onto a busy street. What a dumb design but it was funny as hell

ResAlien · 07-16-2009, 08:59 PM

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Originally Posted by The Fonz

As for pooping at work, I don't really give a rip. As a matter of fact, I've had diarrhea all week and just this morning when I came out of the bathroom for the 3rd time I asked our secretary "Why can't I stop pissing out my ass?".

Pooping is only weird if you make it weird. Actually, that pretty much goes for everything in life.

This is when I tell people I'm off to the bathroom to "make hot chocolate soup".

And a big hell yeah to dropping a deuce at work. Nothing greater in this world than being paid to pinch one off.

Reggie Dunlop · 07-16-2009, 09:02 PM

There's always the feller in the next stall who sounds like he's strangling a river otter.

First Lady · 07-16-2009, 09:11 PM

I will never understand the fascination men have with this bodily function.

Reggie Dunlop · 07-16-2009, 09:19 PM

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Originally Posted by First Lady

I will never understand the fascination men have with this bodily function.

Hey LOTS of women do too!

Waaaay more "regularity" products are aimed at women than men.

FlamesAddiction · 07-16-2009, 09:23 PM

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Originally Posted by fotze

My kid has been potty trained forever, don't remember changing a diaper, but he will not pee standing, has no interest, do you think he's gay?

Show him how you can make bubbles in the water. Kids love bubbles.

Reggie Dunlop · 07-16-2009, 09:24 PM

Too much information

disco_inferno · 07-16-2009, 09:49 PM

man, i get up at 5~ish, and get to work at 630. a crap-nap at 8 in the morning once the rest of my body wakes up is like a coffee break for me, i usually work through lunch, don't take coffee breaks, ect...i love it.

VANFLAMESFAN · 07-16-2009, 09:52 PM

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Originally Posted by fotze

www.ratemypoo.com

My buddy showed me this site a couple years back, I can't get thru more than 5 or 6 without having to gag.....disgusting.

VANFLAMESFAN · 07-16-2009, 09:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Tyler

Oh CP... what things won't you discuss? LOL

I've always wondered when the "how often do you whack it..." thread shows up.....maybe it has and I missed it, but that thread could be all sorts of entertaining.

metallicat · 07-16-2009, 09:54 PM

I am 26, and have probably dropped a deuce at work a grand total of 10 times.

Superfraggle · 07-16-2009, 10:01 PM

Yeesh. I work outside and have to try to convince people to poo in the woods. Reading all the problems you folk have just pooing in the city gives me a new sense of accomplishment every time someone asks for the trowel.

VANFLAMESFAN · 07-16-2009, 10:01 PM

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Originally Posted by oilers_fan

I am 26, and have probably dropped a deuce at work a grand total of 10 times.

I too am 26, amd probably drop a deuce at work about 10 times every two weeks.

Ozy_Flame · 07-16-2009, 10:11 PM

Lately I've been trying to time my post-lunch odyssey right before 1:30 when the cleaner's get in. But it's not with malicious intend...no no no no no no no.....It's so that I can show them that I'm not the tool who drops a deuce without flushing; I'm well mannered and quite versed in poo-etiquette. I bet they even know me by smell now.

4X4 · 07-16-2009, 10:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Ozy_Flame

Lately I've been trying to time my post-lunch odyssey right before 1:30 when the cleaner's get in. But it's not with malicious intend...no no no no no no no.....It's so that I can show them that I'm not the tool who drops a deuce without flushing; I'm well mannered and quite versed in poo-etiquette. I bet they even know me by smell now.

I'd be aiming for 2:00 so that I can sit on a nice clean throne. Better yet, I'd show up at 1:45 and stand there and tap my foot while they scrub the thing so that the second they're out of the stall, I can go in knowing full well that no other stinking ass has sat there.