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Old 07-15-2009, 10:21 PM   #1281
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Plus us girls are hot
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Old 07-15-2009, 10:37 PM   #1282
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I'll warn you guys right now, we are very good at drinking. I'm not sure about softball, but I'll bet we could comsume over 100 beers during the game.
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Old 07-15-2009, 10:38 PM   #1283
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We can find some girls to play... how many do we need? What's the quota... and how many are on the field at one time?

7 would be my guess. ?
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Old 07-15-2009, 10:47 PM   #1284
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I'll warn you guys right now, we are very good at drinking. I'm not sure about softball, but I'll bet we could comsume over 100 beers during the game.
Somebody has the bat wings on right now, yeesh, I though that was reserved for Gold's Gym
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Old 07-15-2009, 11:04 PM   #1285
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Now this I have to see...

I can just imagine it now.

The SW CP team has the bases loaded with one out. FKA is at the plate looking for the grand slam. He swings... looks like a routine double play ball.

Wait! The CP Hockey team is going for what appears to be a line change! The routine grounder goes out to the fence... home run!
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Old 07-15-2009, 11:13 PM   #1286
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Just so long as no one alerts the authorities we should be alright.
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Old 07-15-2009, 11:22 PM   #1287
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we are the authorities
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Old 07-15-2009, 11:22 PM   #1288
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Still a goose-egg? I was thinking that we should get together with troutman and mrbanffgirl and have a pre-game fish one weekend?
I agree, this weekend is a no go, but after that for sure. We'll have to get out next weeke for sure. as long as the rain stays away
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Old 07-15-2009, 11:28 PM   #1289
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Somebody has the bat wings on right now, yeesh, I though that was reserved for Gold's Gym

When a team is only good at one thing, you have to flaunt it.
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Old 07-15-2009, 11:31 PM   #1290
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if I was drunk enough, you could probably get me out on the field.

lol at the very least, it would provide some comedy...reminds me of the old saying... "what do cripples and slinky's have in common? they aren't very useful but everyone has a chuckle when they see em tumble down the stairs"
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if I was drunk enough, you could probably get me out on the field lol at the very least, it would provide some comedy...

haha sweet, you want in? Seriously, we could get the hockey puckers to meet up two hours early at the field and you could teach us how to play softball, you will be our Patches O'hoolahan.
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Old 07-15-2009, 11:34 PM   #1292
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this is getting out of hand, in the best way possible.
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if I was drunk enough, you could probably get me out on the field.

lol at the very least, it would provide some comedy...reminds me of the old saying... "what do cripples and slinky's have in common? they aren't very useful but everyone has a chuckle when they see em roll down the stairs"
You sir, are in!
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Old 07-15-2009, 11:37 PM   #1294
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you mean i can be the "Joey moss" of puckers softball? hhaha (well minus that whole "######" thing)
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Still a goose-egg? I was thinking that we should get together with troutman and mrbanffgirl and have a pre-game fish one weekend?
I heard through the grapevine that if you use live bait in the Resevoir, you can catch a fish.
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Should we have someone on standby with bail money?
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Old 07-16-2009, 01:52 AM   #1297
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Should we have someone on standby with bail money?

Don't worry, we have the appropriate authority on our team to bail us out of any situations.
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Old 07-16-2009, 12:43 PM   #1298
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Somebody sounds like they are ready to go drinkin' with Howie_16 again!
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Old 07-16-2009, 12:48 PM   #1299
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You're not on the Puckers are you? Would you show for the Softball game? Good jesus man, this is going to get out of hand!
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Old 07-16-2009, 01:31 PM   #1300
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You're not on the Puckers are you? Would you show for the Softball game? Good jesus man, this is going to get out of hand!

Yeah, Howie joined for the summer.
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