This car was engineered by 3rd degree ninja super-warriors in the highest mountains of Japan to serve the needs of the man that cheats death on a daily basis. They didn't even consider superfluous nancy boy amenities like navigation systems (real men don't get lost), heated leather seats (a real man doesn't let anything warm his butt), or On Star (real men don't even know what the hell On Star is).
No, this brute comes with the things us testosterone-fueled super action junkies need. It has a 265 HP engine to outrun the cops. It's got special blood/gore resistant upholstery. It even has a first-aid kit in the back. You know what the first aid kit has in it? A pint of whiskey, a stitch-your-own-wound kit and a hunk of leather to bite down on when you're operating on yourself. The Xterra also has an automatic transmission so if you're being chased by Libyan terrorists, you'll still be able to shoot your machine gun out the window and drive at the same time. It's saved my bacon more than once.
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alltherage should just forget about the pump replacement, add 10 grand to his asking price, and get this dude to write up an ad for him in autotrader. Talk about well done.
The manly-man impact was somewhat diluted as soon as he mentioned the truck's an automatic. I mean what real man can't drive a stick, and shoot at the same time?
That was absolutely hilarious!!! Best ad I've ever read! Two thumbs up.
Especially this part ...
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My price on this bad boy is an incredibly low $10,900, but I'll entertain reasonable offers. And by reasonable, I mean don't walk up and tell me you'll give me $5,000 for it. That's liable to earn you a Burmese-roundhouse-sphincter-kick with a follow up three fingered eye-jab. Would it hurt? Hell yeah. Let's just say you won't be the prettiest guy at the Coldplay concert anymore.
"From The Wonderful People Who Brought You World War II . . . ."
The start of Volkswagon's famous campaign of the 1950's and 1960's, introducing Volkswagon to the American market with very simple, stylistic ads designed to build brand loyalty. The campaign was considered historic in hindsight, changing advertising concepts as a whole.
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Greatest car ad ever written
