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PIMking · 07-12-2009, 11:21 PM

I hope I dont get in trouble for this, But this is funny and I figure I would share it to the world.

This is not me or my fiance.

THE WEEKLY VICE: Kimberly Calvert Assaulted Her Boyfriend With A Pink Sex Toy - He Has Her Hauled Off To Jail

Just a news article no pics or anything to make this not work safe.

Now, If I were the guy I dont belive that I would call the cops if my fiance was doing this to me.

But, on the other hand I would of loved to be one of the cops that were on the call when this came around. That had to be epic.

hahaha

Bibtin Tex · 07-12-2009, 11:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PIMking

This is not me or my fiance.

Should we have though that?

PIMking · 07-12-2009, 11:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bibtin Tex

Should we have though that?

lol

No I posted this on a local automotive forum and I didn't want people to think that. but on the other hand good one!

ResAlien · 07-12-2009, 11:53 PM

Muahaha, a Dildo actually got assaulted with a dildo. Well played.

HotHotHeat · 07-13-2009, 12:01 AM

The most important part of the story is clearly that it was in fact a pink sex toy, thus making it a different crime than if it was a blue, green, or purple sex toy.

Logical conclusion: Women with pink sex toys have a tendency to become violent after pleasuring themselves.

PIMking · 07-13-2009, 12:03 AM

I wonder if this makes her a sex offender?

Maybe her and some swedish hockey player should get together?

3 Justin 3 · 07-13-2009, 12:46 AM

Good god. Everyone on CP promise me you won't open the link. That women is anything but good looking. The image of her pleasuring herself. I just puked a little in my mouth.