Anyone here use POF?

[thesmugger]

Originally Posted by 3 Justin 3

I have just decided now to try the elbow line. Will post results.

Edit: Is this mean?

It's an interesting line most girls have probably not seen yet. Anything beats "Hey hows it going you're very cute, nice profile" Throw these broads a curve ball.

[FanIn80]

Originally Posted by thesmugger

It's an interesting line most girls have probably not seen yet. Anything beats "Hey hows it going you're very cute, nice profile" Throw these broads a curve ball.

So, do you call them "broads" before or after you use the elbow line?

[BlackArcher101]

Originally Posted by thesmugger

Just got my first number, first night on this site. Very cute girl.

Edit: Probably a sick friend playing a joke one me

Or you call and the conversation goes something like this:

Her: Hello?
You: Hi, this is thesmugger. You gave me your number on POF.
Her: Can you refresh my memory to who you are? I give my number out a lot.
You: I'm the one with the mustache and was willing to give you a ride.
Her: Oh! Thanks for calling. So what's your real name? What are you doing right now?
You: My name is Hank, but you can call me Pablo. I was ditched this evening, so nothing planned anymore. How about we do a coffee?
Her: Oh, sorry. I don't do coffee. I might as well be upfront with you, I charge $50 for a basic HJ and $750 for full on.
Her: Hello?
You: Uh... excuse me?
Her: Oh... I thought you got the idea before I gave you my number. I just use POF to meet clients.
You: How about $500?

Ah yes... so familiar

[FanIn80]

Originally Posted by BlackArcher101

Or you call and the conversation goes something like this:

Her: Hello?
You: Hi, this is thesmugger. You gave me your number on POF.
Her: Can you refresh my memory to who you are? I give my number out a lot.
You: I'm the one with the mustache and was willing to give you a ride.
Her: Oh! Thanks for calling. So what's your real name? What are you doing right now?
You: My name is Hank, but you can call me Pablo. I was ditched this evening, so nothing planned anymore. How about we do a coffee?
Her: Oh, sorry. I don't do coffee. I might as well be upfront with you, I charge $50 for a basic HJ and $750 for full on.
Her: Hello?
You: Uh... excuse me?
Her: Oh... I thought you got the idea before I gave you my number. I just use POF to meet clients.
You: How about $25 for full on, if I pay cash?

Ah yes... so familiar

Sorry, had to make a small correction...

[thesmugger]

Originally Posted by BlackArcher101

Or you call and the conversation goes something like this:

Her: Hello?
You: Hi, this is thesmugger. You gave me your number on POF.
Her: Can you refresh my memory to who you are? I give my number out a lot.
You: I'm the one with the mustache and was willing to give you a ride.
Her: Oh! Thanks for calling. So what's your real name? What are you doing right now?
You: My name is Hank, but you can call me Pablo. I was ditched this evening, so nothing planned anymore. How about we do a coffee?
Her: Oh, sorry. I don't do coffee. I might as well be upfront with you, I charge $50 for a basic HJ and $750 for full on.
Her: Hello?
You: Uh... excuse me?
Her: Oh... I thought you got the idea before I gave you my number. I just use POF to meet clients.
You: How about $500?

Ah yes... so familiar

So what you think POF is pathetic or something brah? Sorry brah can you be my wing and a local pub or something aware me on how to get with the girls brah

[3 Justin 3]

Originally Posted by thesmugger

So what you think POF is pathetic or something brah? Sorry brah can you be my wing and a local pub or something aware me on how to get with the girls brah

Here, I found the perfect group to go out with.

[BlackArcher101]

Originally Posted by thesmugger

So what you think POF is pathetic or something brah? Sorry brah can you be my wing and a local pub or something aware me on how to get with the girls brah

Uh....... what?

[Bibtin Tex]

Originally Posted by thesmugger

So what you think POF is pathetic or something brah? Sorry brah can you be my wing and a local pub or something aware me on how to get with the girls brah

This ain't the Misc boi

[thesmugger]

Originally Posted by Bibtin Tex

This ain't the Misc boi

very awake is you

[thesmugger]

Originally Posted by 3 Justin 3

Here, I found the perfect group to go out with.

Good one man!

[FanIn80]

Well, with all the awesome threads that have been created lately... I guess we needed one that sucked to help balance things out.

[BlackArcher101]

Originally Posted by FanIn80

Well, with all the awesome threads that have been created lately... I guess we needed one that sucked to help balance things out.

I tried to make it funny at least.
And it's funny because it's unfortunately true.

[Rerun]

Originally Posted by FireFly

My biggest problem with POF is that I'm a bit of a grammar nazi, and it seems the only people who message me can't even spell. Just got a message from a cute guy that was one big run-on paragraph. I can't just say in my profile, "If your message to me is full of spelling and grammatical errors, I'm not going to respond." That's not going to get me any messages at all. *sigh* I mean, I'm not perfect, but a period here and there, perhaps a comma or two would be helpful. They're the traffic signs of the written language after all!

Think of the messaging as being part of the initial interview or an application test. You've just managed to weed out some people without even having to waste time by going out on a date with them.
Much better than spending a lot of time getting a prettied up for the first date, spending all that money on it, and then finding out he's a moron five minutes into the date.

P.S. I like your new avatar. Very mysterious. Is that you?

[Deelow]

Originally Posted by thesmugger

So what you think POF is pathetic or something brah? Sorry brah can you be my wing and a local pub or something aware me on how to get with the girls brah

I am 100% sure you will be watching UFC tonight.

Or Dog the Bounty Hunter.

[REDVAN]

I met my gf on there 8 months ago and it's going good- we live together. But you have to sift through a lot of crazies sometimes.

[FireFly]

Originally Posted by Rerun

Think of the messaging as being part of the initial interview or an application test. You've just managed to weed out some people without even having to waste time by going out on a date with them.
Much better than spending a lot of time getting a prettied up for the first date, spending all that money on it, and then finding out he's a moron five minutes into the date.

P.S. I like your new avatar. Very mysterious. Is that you?

Yes it is.


A word to the wise;

Don't message someone and tell them your life story. Takes the fun out of the first date, if you even get one. Besides which, the fact that you're unemployed is not making me want to date you.

[Rerun]

Originally Posted by FireFly

Yes it is.

Nice eyes... I'm not flirting with you Ok... maybe I am a bit.
Whats a little harmless flirtation, right? Besides, I'm happily married so us meeting and falling deeply in love will never happen...

[4X4]

Originally Posted by REDVAN

I met my gf on there 8 months ago and it's going good- we live together. But you have to sift through a lot of crazies sometimes.

8 months and you're living together? You sir, are crazy.

[Flame Of Liberty]

Originally Posted by 4X4

8 months and you're living together? You sir, are crazy.

Nah, what he means is that he keeps her in his van.