Custom Usertitles?

[alltherage]

Originally Posted by ken0042

You have almost had one from time to time; usually based on your posts in threads about relationships.

Dear Firefly,

My girlfriend says I'm way too big to fit. What should I do?

-Huge in Calgary

[Gozer]

I got my custom usertitle by starting a bunch of stupid threads about getting "CP's 1,428,384th post."

[HalifaxDrunk]

Mine is misleading I'm not actually the #2 960 Prankster, I'm the best baby!

KG just couldn't let me but #1, I have never complained as I'm afraid it could lead KG to an inferiority complex and then he would never get around to filming "Chubby Internet Nerds #7 - To Boldly Go Where No Thong Should Go."

[Boblobla]

I don't need no stinkin' title, I like my 6 squares. They make me feel more special than the 5. 7 Squares seems a ways off though.

I also miss my blue square. People took me less seriously when I had a blue square, or were at least less surprised by my ignorant, homophobic, veiled racist comments.

[alltherage]

Originally Posted by Boblobla

I don't need no stinkin' title, I like my 6 squares. They make me feel more special than the 5. 7 Squares seems a ways off though.

I also miss my blue square. People took me less seriously when I had a blue square, or were at least less surprised by my ignorant, homophobic, veiled racist comments.

6 is a good number. I miss my red "skill" though. It made people cower in the presence of my infinite wisdom and wit.

[Iowa_Flames_Fan]

Personally, I think we should all be allowed to pick a new user title for KevanGuy. You know, to do something about the power imbalance around here.

I suggest "Drunk with Power." After all, I can only imagine the mountains of money, influence and women that go along with the ability to randomly punish people with new user titles.

[HalifaxDrunk]

Originally Posted by Iowa_Flames_Fan

Personally, I think we should all be allowed to pick a new user title for KevanGuy. You know, to do something about the power imbalance around here.

I suggest "Drunk with Power." After all, I can only imagine the mountains of money, influence and women that go along with the ability to randomly punish people with new user titles.

Then mine could be "Drunk without Power"

[Pagal4321]

Originally Posted by HalifaxDrunk

Then mine could be "Drunk without Power"

I think we have a winner.

[alltherage]

On another board my mod-induced user title is: "Sexy McHandsome."

It totally fits me too, like, you'd have to see me.

[FurnaceFace]

Originally Posted by alltherage

On another board my mod-induced user title is: "Sexy McHandsome."

It totally fits me too, like, you'd have to see me.

That's a dangerous suggestion given your comments about a certain parade isn't it? ;-)

[awildermode]

i think this is the breakdown for default user titles vs red squares.

-draft pick (0)
-farm team player (1)
-back up goaltender (2)
-crash bang winger (3)
-scoring winger (4)
-powerplay quarterback (5)
-first line center (6)
-#1 goaltender (7)
-franchise player (8)

i have no idea what the how many posts are needed to earn red squares.

[alltherage]

Originally Posted by FurnaceFace

That's a dangerous suggestion given your comments about a certain parade isn't it? ;-)

I'm seriously going to need you to

[worth]

Originally Posted by Boblobla

I don't need no stinkin' title, I like my 6 squares. They make me feel more special than the 5. 7 Squares seems a ways off though.

If 7 squares is #1 goaltender, i'll stick with 6 squares. Goalies are gay.

[Boblobla]

Originally Posted by worth

If 7 squares is #1 goaltender, i'll stick with 6 squares. Goalies are gay.

Or at least a little weird. I have never met a goalie who wasn't......um.....'quirky'.

[FlamesKickAss]

I agree with that they are gay

[Locke]

Originally Posted by Resolute 14

I like Wittynickname's

Looking at the list of members with the most posts, I am surprised there are so many of us too boring for custom titles.

I'm also noticing that Machiavelli, Dion and Locke are major league post whores, since the rest of us registered in 2001-03.

I just have more important things to say than the rest of you filthy plebeians.

BTW, as for user titles you gotta be careful, I think Ford Prefect coined mine.

[Sample00]

Originally Posted by worth

If 7 squares is #1 goaltender, i'll stick with 6 squares. Goalies are gay.

Originally Posted by Boblobla

Or at least a little weird. I have never met a goalie who wasn't......um.....'quirky'.

Originally Posted by FlamesKickAss

I agree with that they are gay

Forwards that don't come back past the centre ice line are gay!

Goalies...definately not gay. Goalies get all the chicks!

[prarieboy]

Mine's pretty good. I started post whoring to get to "Scoring winger".

Shortly after I posted "It took me six years but I'm finally a scoring winger"

Minutes later I'm a Late Bloomer

[Iowa_Flames_Fan]

Originally Posted by awildermode

i think this is the breakdown for default user titles vs red squares.

-draft pick (0)
-farm team player (1)
-back up goaltender (2)
-crash bang winger (3)
-scoring winger (4)
-powerplay quarterback (5)
-first line center (6)
-#1 goaltender (7)
-franchise player (8)

i have no idea what the how many posts are needed to earn red squares.

I'm not sure when I became a "franchise player"--but I'm pretty sure that makes me officially a huge nerd.

Not that I wasn't already...

[Azure]

You get the titles now based on post count.