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Old 07-08-2009, 01:35 PM   #1
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Old 07-08-2009, 01:37 PM   #2
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If it was a domestic train he'd be dead.
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Old 07-08-2009, 01:42 PM   #3
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Maybe not.

From the looks of the guy, I'd say there is a good chance that he never reproduces.
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Old 07-08-2009, 01:44 PM   #4
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The train didn't work properly it seems, it must have been one of these US made trains.

And yes, another US tourist puking in public abroad. Very classy.
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Maybe not.

From the looks of the guy, I'd say there is a good chance that he never reproduces.

I wouldn't say that, he spends alot of time in Japan, he's tailor-made for a Japanese wife.
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I wouldn't say that, he spends alot of time in Japan, he's tailor-made for a Japanese wife.
It will be the downfall of Japanese civilization if he impregnates one of their women.
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Old 07-08-2009, 02:03 PM   #7
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Its too soon but if a certain person can have 3 kids - anyone can have kids.
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Old 07-08-2009, 02:08 PM   #8
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Darwin Failed.
Well, based on threads that have appeared today in the OTF, this is the deduction I should be able to make:

Tornado < Train < Human

It appears you may be right.
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Old 07-08-2009, 03:19 PM   #10
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This guy has all the makings of a character in "Charisma Man." Those of you expats living in Japan know what I'm talking about.

That said, he's going to have flocks of women wanting to marry him upon his re-arrival in Tokyo. I'll bet my left nut on it.
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