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Old 06-24-2009, 02:29 PM   #41
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Old 06-24-2009, 02:30 PM   #42
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Old 06-24-2009, 02:32 PM   #43
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it's not hookers and blow
it's prostitute and benzoylmethylecgonine
get it right peeps!
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Old 06-24-2009, 02:34 PM   #44
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it's not hookers and blow
it's prostitute and benzoylmethylecgonine
get it right peeps!
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Old 06-24-2009, 02:36 PM   #45
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your an idiot too think that their smarter then you to
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Old 06-24-2009, 02:50 PM   #46
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I see people typing this all the time. This really annoys me and is a pet peeve of mine. Not sure why... but it really does...

Noone is not a word. It's two words.... no one.
Nobody is a word. Noone isn't.


If I'm wrong, and somebody can prove it to me, I'll eat my words...

no u r rite.

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Old 06-24-2009, 02:54 PM   #47
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I hate too and to. People always fata this up. Same with their they're and there. And where and wear... damint.

And, my absolute, pet PEEVE, is, when people, use, too many commas, it, makes my brain, keep, stopping, and I usually, have to read, the sentence, like, five times, to understand it.
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Old 06-24-2009, 02:58 PM   #48
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Old 06-24-2009, 03:00 PM   #49
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You're and your gets me
Thank you for not saying "get's me."
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Old 06-24-2009, 03:02 PM   #50
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Thank you for not saying "get's me."
Oh god, people who put apostrophe's after every bloody word drive me nut's.
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Old 06-24-2009, 03:05 PM   #51
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Old 06-24-2009, 03:07 PM   #52
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Old 06-24-2009, 03:08 PM   #53
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I hate too and to. People always fata this up. Same with their they're and there. And where and wear... damint.

And, my absolute, pet PEEVE, is, when people, use, too many commas, it, makes my brain, keep, stopping, and I usually, have to read, the sentence, like, five times, to understand it.
Or no punctuation at all.... just a continuous run-on sentence.
Somewhere in this world of cyberspace, there should be a happy medium.
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Old 06-24-2009, 03:08 PM   #54
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Old 06-24-2009, 03:12 PM   #55
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bone and de-bone.

ie. I am going to bone out this carcass
I am going to de-bone the carcass.

To de-bone something amounts to a double negative, thus in fact you are saying you are going to re-insert the bone into the meat.

P.S. I could think of a few jokes to make about what I just said here but I'm not going to touch it with a ten foot pole...
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Old 06-24-2009, 03:14 PM   #56
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bone and de-bone.

ie. I am going to bone out this carcass
I am going to de-bone the carcass.

To de-bone something amounts to a double negative, thus in fact you are saying you are going to re-insert the bone into the meat.

P.S. I could think of a few jokes to make about what I just said here but I'm not going to touch it with a ten foot pole...
Methinks that "I'd like to bone her" is definitely not the same as "I'd like to de-bone her".
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Old 06-24-2009, 03:14 PM   #57
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It's an message board, it's not literature.
I often use this same logic when I am talking - "Hey, I'm just talkin' here, not making the Emancipation Proclamation!" Then I mutter incomprehensibly, drop some f-bombs, and belligerently ask people who they think they're looking at.
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Old 06-24-2009, 06:11 PM   #59
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Had a woman today email me at work about why our department had to handle a certain task. One of her reasons? the "shear volume". Maybe that's right, but it sure looks wrong.

Edit: Thanks 1234, I was quite sure it was wrong, but drank a lot last night and am still a bit out of it, so I was acting as if I was on the fence to avoid being ridiculed if I was wrong. The threat of internet shame scares me deeply.

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Old 06-24-2009, 06:26 PM   #60
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It's sheer, not shear.

Sheer as in steep...
Not, shear as in sheep...

I have many, most already mentioned. Were and We're is a good one.
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