No Sex for 3 Months.

[troutman]

Originally Posted by JiriHrdina

How is it that I'm the only person to thank this post - by far the funniest in the thread.

Maybe because hobo sex jokes are as common as airplane food jokes?

[millhouse11]

Originally Posted by GirlySports

Special means alot of foreplay, toys, lotions, candles, blindfolds, belts .. whips...
Stuff you don't do usually.

It's not anymore special if you take 3 months off.

you forgot back door special

[malcolmk14]

We've already covered that. Mrs. AllTheRage isn't down with the brown.

[Madman]

Originally Posted by Suzles

Not seeing many women's points of view here

I'd love to see my wife's "points of view".

[millhouse11]

Originally Posted by mikey_the_redneck

No way........women are sexual creatures, much more than men imo.
They can be covertly seduced.

Rohypnol

[mikey_the_redneck]

Originally Posted by alltherage

Mutual decisions are not whipped decisions. I know many of you can't fathom being a man in a relationship, being able to seduce a woman, controlling your own lives, but I've been with her for 6 years and have not ever had a whipped moment.

Now... I am starting to think about how we can make the night special... I have to agree about the candles, toys, massage oils... etc. I keep thinking about some cliche'd love kit that like, Will Smith pulled out in Fresh Prince of Bel-air hahaha.

Okay, if your wife is naturally submissive (most women are) buy some bondage tape....she will love it!...........and tell her you are going to have your way with her. Be serious.
Its great stuff as it sticks to itself but not the skin, and doesnt make a mess.
Also, maybe a little flogger or a spank paddle too.............oh yeah. Show her how she's a bad little girl haha.

[MickMcGeough]

Originally Posted by alltherage

Mutual decisions are not whipped decisions. I know many of you can't fathom being a man in a relationship, being able to seduce a woman, controlling your own lives, but I've been with her for 6 years and have not ever had a whipped moment.

Just this one?

I fail to see how getting cut off for 90 days indicates you're in control of your own life or that you're a master of seduction. Actually, that's hilarious.

Also, submitting to your fiance's will does not a mutual decision make.

[Flames_Gimp]

Originally Posted by mikey_the_redneck

Also, maybe a little flogger or a spank paddle too.............oh yeah. Show her how she's a bad little girl haha.

second this. haven't met a woman that doesn't like an occasional spanking!

[alltherage]

Originally Posted by mikey_the_redneck

Okay, if your wife is naturally submissive (most women are) buy some bondage tape....she will love it!...........and tell her you are going to have your way with her. Be serious.
Its great stuff as it sticks to itself but not the skin, and doesnt make a mess.
Also, maybe a little flogger or a spank paddle too.............oh yeah. Show her how she's a bad little girl haha.

Whoa... that's getting pretty vivid there man hahahaha. Vivid... but awesome. She loves that sh*t. I like where your head's at, mikey.

[Rerun]

Originally Posted by alltherage

Hahaha, this is hilarious. It's a mutual decision! I might have made it out to be a negative but honestly, it's mutual.

Maybe her and I should have a better discussion about it though... we kind of made the decision on a whim because we thought it would make for a special night, but I agree with the posts from earlier that it will not be more special because of cutting ourselves off, it will be more special if we load up on toys and foreplay etc.

I see a discussion in my future....

Question...

Who's idea was this? Did you bring it up or did your girlfriend?

If you brought it up.... you're nuts!
If she brought it up.... good luck in the future.

[mikey_the_redneck]

Originally Posted by alltherage

Whoa... that's getting pretty vivid there man hahahaha. Vivid... but awesome. She loves that sh*t. I like where your head's at, mikey.

I have done alot of research in this area.

[Galakanokis]

By "discussion" I assume you mean you are going hunting for the purse that holds your balls?

Put me down in the category that thinks this has bad written all over it. I think it could just lead to more stress and believe me you, you don't need more stress heading into a wedding.

Also put me down in the category that didn't have sex on the wedding night. Wife went back to the hotel and promptly fell asleep. It is or can be an overwhelming night and you don't wan to pile on unnecessary pressure.

[alltherage]

Originally Posted by MickMcGeough

Just this one?

I fail to see how getting cut off for 90 days indicates you're in control of your own life or that you're a master of seduction. Actually, that's hilarious.

Also, submitting to your fiance's will does not a mutual decision make.

Dude, seriously, just because you are a pushover doesn't mean everyone is like you. I know, it's something you will not understand, but try to imagine a bizarro world where you are actually in charge of your life. Confidence is what gets you women, dude. Lose that, and you lose your sex life.

I never said cutting myself off indicates I'm in control or a master of seduction. That's just dumb, man. It doesn't make sense, and if it doesn't make sense, it's WRONG.

There are so many dudes out there who just don't get it. When you start acting within that "yes dear" mentality, you lose.

[4X4]

Originally Posted by Flames_Gimp

second this. haven't met a woman that doesn't like an occasional spanking!

Man, some chicks are weird. One chick I knew liked to be choked. No kidding. Hand around the neck, choked. I thought it was the strangest thing in the history of mankind, so I told my buddy about it and he replied with a story of a girl he used to do that liked to be punched in the face (yeah, yeah, I should date her).
That's some risky business. All it takes is the slightest reason for her to be pissed off at you and she's in the cop shop talking about getting choked or punched.

"Honestly, your honour! She repeatedly asked me to choke her. When I did, she told me harder!"

"Yeah, right. Two years in the clink"
*THUMP*


But I've never met a chick that wanted to abstain for three months. 3-5 days, once a month is pretty normal, though.

[Bill Bumface]

Originally Posted by alltherage

Hahaha, this is hilarious. It's a mutual decision! I might have made it out to be a negative but honestly, it's mutual.

Ahhh 'mutual' decisions.

Just like when friends tell you their breakup was 'mutual'.

AKA they got dumped

[malcolmk14]

Originally Posted by 4X4

Man, some chicks are weird. One chick I knew liked to be choked. No kidding. Hand around the neck, choked. I thought it was the strangest thing in the history of mankind, so I told my buddy about it and he replied with a story of a girl he used to do that liked to be punched in the face (yeah, yeah, I should date her).
That's some risky business. All it takes is the slightest reason for her to be pissed off at you and she's in the cop shop talking about getting choked or punched.

"Honestly, your honour! She repeatedly asked me to choke her. When I did, she told me harder!"

"Yeah, right. Two years in the clink"
*THUMP*


But I've never met a chick that wanted to abstain for three months. 3-5 days, once a month is pretty normal, though.

I dated a girl that liked to be choked and just treated like an absolute skank during sex. It was definitely a red flag, but that didn't stop me. A fun eight months.

[alltherage]

Originally Posted by hulkrogan

Ahhh 'mutual' decisions.

Just like when friends tell you their breakup was 'mutual'.

AKA they got dumped

You know... the more I think about this, the more I think I didn't really think about this.

I really like the mentality that rather than stop pedalling for a while and then start again, that we keep going and find another gear on the wedding/honeymoon night.

Man, CP is a powerful brain trust.

[Bagor]

Originally Posted by alltherage

You know... the more I think about this, the more I think I didn't really think about this.

It took 116 replies to reach that conclusion?

[GoinAllTheWay]

Originally Posted by 4X4

One chick I knew liked to be choked. No kidding. Hand around the neck, choked.

I've come across this before too, apparently getting your oxygen supply cut off somehow intensifies orgasms.

[Madman]

Originally Posted by alltherage

You know... the more I think about this, the more I think I didn't really think about this.

I really like the mentality that rather than stop pedalling for a while and then start again, that we keep going and find another gear on the wedding/honeymoon night.

Man, CP is a powerful brain trust.

Good thinking, because the gear after you are married is Park.