06-18-2009, 02:46 PM
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One of the Nine
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Seriously ludicrous. If my fiancee tried this on me I'd call off the wedding. I mean, we all know that sex drops off after marriage. There's no need for foreshadowing.
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06-18-2009, 02:48 PM
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#82
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GOAT!
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I would just buy another wife. I mean... Russia's only a shady website away.
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06-18-2009, 02:48 PM
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#83
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Norm!
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Is it suddenly hot in here, I don't know about the rest of you, but I'm going for a smoke
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My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings;
Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!
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06-18-2009, 02:49 PM
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#84
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Lifetime Suspension
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Lethbridge
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Originally Posted by BlackArcher101
Unfortunately both don't need to agree to it. If she's made her mind he's SOL.
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No way........women are sexual creatures, much more than men imo.
They can be covertly seduced.
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06-18-2009, 02:51 PM
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#85
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Calgary
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Quote:
Originally Posted by alltherage
I do think it will make it more special... I think the anticipation on the days leading up will be worth it. I should re-visit this thread once it's all said and done.
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I agree. You can tell us how special your night was, and I can tell you how special it was to get laid dozens of times in the meantime.
We have a word for guys that fall for this kind of crap back home: "P*ssywhipped"
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06-18-2009, 02:55 PM
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#86
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Often Thinks About Pickles
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Okotoks
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Originally Posted by GirlySports
Special means alot of foreplay, toys, lotions, candles, blindfolds, belts .. whips...
Stuff you don't do usually.
It's not anymore special if you take 3 months off.
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Something that everyone should have.... for that special nite!!! 
Get this for your honeymoon and you'll still remember that nite when you're 85.
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06-18-2009, 02:55 PM
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#87
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Calgary
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Quote:
Originally Posted by BlackArcher101
Unfortunately both don't need to agree to it. If she's made her mind he's SOL.
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That's exactly what I was getting at. The OP can't be alright with this. Honestly I think it's more about exertion of control than about having special wedding night sex. And he's completely biting.
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06-18-2009, 02:56 PM
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#88
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Franchise Player
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Rerun
Something that everyone should have.... for that special nite!!!
Get this for your honeymoon and you'll still remember that nite when you're 85.
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Are you 103 years old?
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06-18-2009, 02:58 PM
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Missed the bus
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Originally Posted by MickMcGeough
I agree. You can tell us how special your night was, and I can tell you how special it was to get laid dozens of times in the meantime.
We have a word for guys that fall for this kind of crap back home: "P*ssywhipped"
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Mutual decisions are not whipped decisions. I know many of you can't fathom being a man in a relationship, being able to seduce a woman, controlling your own lives, but I've been with her for 6 years and have not ever had a whipped moment.
Now... I am starting to think about how we can make the night special... I have to agree about the candles, toys, massage oils... etc. I keep thinking about some cliche'd love kit that like, Will Smith pulled out in Fresh Prince of Bel-air hahaha.
Last edited by alltherage; 06-18-2009 at 03:02 PM.
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06-18-2009, 02:59 PM
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#90
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Franchise Player
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Until now.
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06-18-2009, 03:01 PM
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Dances with Wolves
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Section 304
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For reasons that I do not plan to go into, my wife and I have been abstaining from sex for the last month. There is no way ... no effin' way either of us would ever do this voluntarily. Tomorrow is 30 days. I'm going to be brutal, but it's going to be awesome.
One of two things is going to happen on your wedding night:
1. You'll both be too exhausted to do it that night and will do it in the morning or;
2. You'll have awesome sex because it's not only your wedding night, but you'll have been staring at each other all day looking about the best either of you have ever looked.
You do not need to abstain to have that night be special. It's your damn wedding night ... it doesn't need any help from you. I'd strongly recommend against this if only for the fact that as the date approaches your relationship will strain a little. Nothing earth shattering, but it can be a stressful time and adding one more negative onto the pile by choice is lunacy my friend. It's like trying to go on a diet and saying "hell, why don't I try and kick this pesky meth habit at the same damn time?"
My advice is to rethink this strategy and let what will inevitably be a great night just happen organically.
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06-18-2009, 03:01 PM
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Often Thinks About Pickles
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Okotoks
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Ok ATR... all kidding aside...
If you are looking for the truth, you probably won't even have sex on your wedding nite. I know I didn't. By the time the wedding was all done, the reception was finished, the dancing was over, and the booze was all gone.... I was so tired and plastered that all I wanted to do when I hit that mattress was sleep.
My advice... don't do the abstinence thing.
I say, go at it like animals til the day you get married. It all changes after that. 
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06-18-2009, 03:01 PM
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Lifetime Suspension
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: CP House of Ill Repute
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Originally Posted by alltherage
Mutual decisions are not whipped decisions. I know many of you can't fathom being a man in a relationship, being able to seduce a woman, controlling your own lives, but I've been with her for 6 years and have not ever had a whipped moment.
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She told you to say that or you'd be back on the three months plan, didn't she?
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06-18-2009, 03:07 PM
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#94
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I believe in the Pony Power
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Originally Posted by llama64
Only time sex is bad is when it's with Hobo Bob down by the river. He said he had candy.
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How is it that I'm the only person to thank this post - by far the funniest in the thread.
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06-18-2009, 03:09 PM
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Franchise Player
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Originally Posted by JiriHrdina
How is it that I'm the only person to thank this post - by far the funniest in the thread.
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It's not that funny for those of us who have fallen for Hobo Bob's advances.
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06-18-2009, 03:10 PM
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#96
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Often Thinks About Pickles
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Okotoks
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Originally Posted by peter12
Are you 103 years old?
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Hey... they say its like doing it in zero gravity. 
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06-18-2009, 03:14 PM
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#97
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Calgary, Alberta
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Man...you poor soul.
I do not pitty the fool.
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06-18-2009, 03:14 PM
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Often Thinks About Pickles
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Okotoks
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WARNING!!!
Can't read it? I guess its too late then....
Here is another version for the visually impaired...
Last edited by Rerun; 06-18-2009 at 03:20 PM.
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06-18-2009, 03:21 PM
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Powerplay Quarterback
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: Section 219
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Not seeing many women's points of view here so can I just say - Man, you are in TROUBLE! Why would someone enough in love with you to want to marry you (and that probably means 50 years of fidelity together) want to lose one precious moment of your wonderful body - on purpose? I would say she is what my husband would call a ball-breaker. Put your foot down (and anything else, anywhere you want) and BE A MAN!
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06-18-2009, 03:23 PM
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#100
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Missed the bus
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Suzles
Not seeing many women's points of view here so can I just say - Man, you are in TROUBLE! Why would someone enough in love with you to want to marry you (and that probably means 50 years of fidelity together) want to lose one precious moment of your wonderful body - on purpose? I would say she is what my husband would call a ball-breaker. Put your foot down (and anything else, anywhere you want) and BE A MAN!
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Hahaha, this is hilarious. It's a mutual decision! I might have made it out to be a negative but honestly, it's mutual.
Maybe her and I should have a better discussion about it though... we kind of made the decision on a whim because we thought it would make for a special night, but I agree with the posts from earlier that it will not be more special because of cutting ourselves off, it will be more special if we load up on toys and foreplay etc.
I see a discussion in my future....
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