The tried and true test.
You roll out the shocker.
If she storms out and doesn't come back, then your not in a relationship (anymore)
If she calls you a pig, slaps you, but stays your in a relationship
If she really likes it, then somehow you picked up a porn star and your only in a relationship until she meets your dad.
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Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!
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