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Old 06-16-2009, 04:21 PM   #141
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Ahh, just block out the face... it's not like anyone cares about that anyway....
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Old 06-16-2009, 04:22 PM   #142
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Ahh, just block out the face... it's not like anyone cares about that anyway....
I still want to see what the top of her head looks like. And her hair pulled back
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Old 06-16-2009, 04:24 PM   #143
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I still want to see what the top of her head looks like. And her hair pulled back

uh, different kind of job
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Old 06-16-2009, 04:41 PM   #144
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Old 06-16-2009, 04:42 PM   #145
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It's a good time in the economic world to be hiring no talent bimbos to help your company. These upstanding businesses have such good practices, no wonder none of them are bankrupt.
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Old 06-16-2009, 06:16 PM   #146
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Lol the girls coming in here are dressed like cheap prostitutes. Being a girl myself, sluts like them give us women a bad name.

The girl could barely even sit in the chair, her skirt was that tight lol.
You should start calling the waiting area for interviewees; "Sniffers Row".
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Old 06-16-2009, 07:12 PM   #147
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The skirt must pass the right hand rule


Bottom of the skirt touching the forefinger, if your thumb doesn't smell afterward, the skirt fails.

That's an old grizzled oilpatch sales guy joke.

I use this, "rule of Thumb" with all the girls i pick up.
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Old 06-16-2009, 07:14 PM   #148
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I use this, "rule of Thumb" with all the girls i pick up.
To this day that ranks up there as one of the most offensive terms out there.
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Old 06-16-2009, 07:15 PM   #149
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Best skirt rule I ever heard was the same one my Religion 273 prof used to describe the length of our paper last semester.

Long enough to cover the goods, short enough to keep things interesting.
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Old 06-16-2009, 07:16 PM   #150
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Depends what job you are hiring for.

Hot girls in retail drive sales.
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Old 06-16-2009, 07:17 PM   #151
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To this day that ranks up there as one of the most offensive terms out there.

Thanks boondock saints

PS. Misogyny is fun!

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Old 06-16-2009, 07:22 PM   #152
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There is no way we should still be waiting for this picture. You're killing us here!
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Old 06-16-2009, 07:33 PM   #153
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there is no way we should still be waiting for this picture. You're killing us here!
f5...f5...f5...
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Old 06-16-2009, 07:50 PM   #154
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LOL. This thread keeps getting funnier with every post.
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Old 06-16-2009, 08:04 PM   #155
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Thanks boondock saints

PS. Misongyny is fun!
Misogyny. I don't grammar Nazi the nickel and dime words, but when you dust off the $5 words I'll bust you when you get them wrong.

As much fun as misogyny might be, loving women is even more fun.
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Old 06-16-2009, 08:10 PM   #156
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where is the pic???
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Old 06-16-2009, 10:01 PM   #157
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I used to interview people at my old job. 90% were women. I was 21 at the time, and hired them strictly on there looks. Many of them didn't pan out, but yes, looks DO get you hired (sometimes).
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Old 06-16-2009, 10:04 PM   #158
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Where is this pic? Am I gonna have to download my own porn or what?
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Old 06-17-2009, 12:49 AM   #160
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So... who else thinks that the boss' MO probably hasn't changed since he hired MissKat?
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