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Old 06-12-2009, 12:09 PM   #121
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I think this requires further study. Perhaps I could get a research grant so I could hire some, ahem, research assistants.

I did some research last night, studies still inconclusive....
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Old 06-12-2009, 12:50 PM   #123
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Old 06-12-2009, 12:51 PM   #124
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The most recent studies have indicated that is completely false information, and if anything comes out with your pre-junk, it's left from your final shot last time.
Saaaay... don't you date high schoolers? Is this just wishful thinking that you didn't ruin some poor 18 year olds prom?
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Saaaay... don't you date high schoolers? Is this just wishful thinking that you didn't ruin some poor 18 year olds prom?
He hasn't dated a higshchool girl in quite some time.
He is however, still quite adept at ruining proms.
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He hasn't dated a higshchool girl in quite some time.
He is however, still quite adept at ruining proms.
He must miss it.
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Old 06-12-2009, 01:52 PM   #127
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Your wife/girlfriend has never had a poo-baby?
Oh man. Oh man.
I think I'm gonna puke I'm laughing so hard!
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Old 06-12-2009, 01:55 PM   #128
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Sperm held in the mouth will not be damaged as long as it's protected in its gel-like form.
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Old 06-12-2009, 01:58 PM   #129
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In grade 7, a classmate asked how long sperm could survive in an aquarium. The teacher shut the whole class down and we had to write out the dictionary.
He actually wanted to know.
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Old 06-12-2009, 02:00 PM   #131
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I knew I watched all that porn for a reason! They were INSTRUCTIONAL videos!!
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We had a girl in our high school science class that asked the teacher why sperm tasted so salty when he talked about the sugar content of it.

It was an awesome day of science class.

Edit forgot the winky face thingy. To late to add it on
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Old 06-12-2009, 03:39 PM   #133
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We had a girl in our high school science class that asked the teacher why sperm tasted so salty when he talked about the sugar content of it.

It was an awesome day of science class.
Wow, you must have been in the same science class as about 100 other people I know many of which came from different places and are different ages.
What a weird coincidnece.
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Old 06-12-2009, 03:42 PM   #134
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Wow, you must have been in the same science class as about 100 other people I know many of which came from different places and are different ages.
What a weird coincidnece.
Likely due to the even distribution of bimbos across all cities in the western world.
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Wow, you must have been in the same science class as about 100 other people I know many of which came from different places and are different ages.
What a weird coincidnece.
http://www.snopes.com/college/risque/salty.asp
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Old 06-12-2009, 03:52 PM   #136
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Nice, Because the tastebuds for sweet are on the tip of the tongue, not the back of the throat.
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Did I ever tell you that I've been struck by lightning seven times? One time, it was in biology class...
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Old 06-13-2009, 02:23 PM   #138
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I know several people that can attest to this actually happening in a Bio 30 class at St. Francis in the 2001/2002 school year. I was only in grade 11 but I was taking a 30 level class. I could even name the girl who did it if I had a yearbook. I believe it was in the fall semester because that was also the class in which 9/11 happened.

It did have a slight variation that when the teacher mentioned it was full of sugar she remarked "that's why it is sweet".

I believe Mrs Doherty-Amantea (sp?) was the teacher.
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A mans diet and lifestyle has EVERYTHING to do with his ummmm....."taste".
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A mans diet and lifestyle has EVERYTHING to do with his ummmm....."taste".
kiwis and strawberries. kiwis and strawberries.
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