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Old 06-11-2009, 03:25 PM   #21
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Easy way to do it.

Crown
Salad (who cares if it's lettuce/onion or onion/lettice)
Bacon (if it's there)
Cheese
Meat
Condiments
Heel

the only way to keep the condiments in check is to put them between the two most high friction elements of the burger and that's the bun and meat.
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Old 06-11-2009, 03:27 PM   #22
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Crown
lettuce
Bacon (optional)
Cheese
Shrooms (whether they are magic or not is optional)
meat
Heel

Also the bun should be lightly buttered and toasted on the grill.
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Crown
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Tomato/Pickle/Onion
Condiments
Patty
Cheese
Heel

I like to put the cheese on first and then slap the patty on top of that as fresh from the grill as possible - melts the cheese, providing a gooey final layer of taste experience (sometimes the cheese will be placed on the patty on the grill to melt it, in which case the order of the patty/cheese is reversed).

Ketchup/mustard/relish/mayo/etc I layer on top of the patty and use the glue-like consistency of this layer to hold in place slices of pickle, onion, and tomato (sometimes hot pepper); a leaf of lettuce goes over that, with the curve of the leaf going down so as to provide further security to the middle layers.

I am totally making myself some BBQ'd burgers tonight.
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Old 06-11-2009, 03:44 PM   #24
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This is my order from top to bottom

Patty
Butt bun
Crown
Ketchup
dont your hands get diry and greasy?
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Old 06-11-2009, 03:46 PM   #25
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Crown
cheese
grilled onions
bacon
cheese
beef
cheese
heel

That is all.
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Old 06-11-2009, 04:00 PM   #26
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Old 06-11-2009, 04:22 PM   #27
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crown
mustard
onion
lettuce
cheese
patty
ketchup
mustard
heel

I haven't found a way to get more mustard in there, but I'm working on it.
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Old 06-11-2009, 04:22 PM   #28
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crown
mustard
onion
lettuce
cheese
patty
ketchup
mustard
heel

I haven't found a way to get more mustard in there, but I'm working on it.
Fry the onions in mustard.
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Old 06-11-2009, 04:26 PM   #29
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Maybe I should get a syringe and inject mustard into the patty.
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Old 06-11-2009, 04:37 PM   #30
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Maybe I should get a syringe and inject mustard into the patty.
How about two patties that are concave? Put them together with the concave edges facing each other and fill that space with mustard.
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Old 06-11-2009, 04:38 PM   #31
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How about two patties that are concave? Put them together with the concave edges facing each other and fill that space with mustard.
A mustard reservoir... I like it!
This thread is making me hungry.
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Old 06-11-2009, 04:41 PM   #32
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Crown
Mayo
Ketchup
Relish (can be replaced with salsa)
Sometimes Mustard
Tomato
Lettuce
Onions
Cheese
Burger
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Old 06-11-2009, 04:51 PM   #33
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Can't go wrong with what BurgerTime wanted...

This was so money. http://www.addictinggames.com/burgertime.html
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Old 06-11-2009, 05:01 PM   #34
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Two all-beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame seed bun!
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Old 06-11-2009, 05:06 PM   #35
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This, but without the onions, because onions are the work of the devil.

God damn I want Burger King right now...
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Old 06-11-2009, 05:08 PM   #36
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I dislike having any condiment between the heel and meat, I find that the meat is the heaviest, flattest item and it squishes the condiments out
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Old 06-11-2009, 05:19 PM   #37
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Bun Top
Mustard
Ketchup
Tomato
Cheese
More Cheese
Hell, why not some more cheese?
Meat
Bun Heel

I've always wondered why people put lettuce on a burger. Do you lay some lettuce across a fine steak and eat that, too? It's like ogling a hot woman but insisting that she be wearing a yarmulke.
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Old 06-11-2009, 05:27 PM   #38
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Crown
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Dill Pickle
Mayo/Catsup
Fried Egg
Cheese (Swiss to be precise)
Patty
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Old 06-11-2009, 05:28 PM   #39
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Sriracha
Jalapenos
Onion
Fried Egg
Burger
Miracle whip
Mustard
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Old 06-11-2009, 05:30 PM   #40
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Good call on the fried egg.
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