It's not the worst movie ever, but I hate Pearl Harbor. Titanic ripoff piece of crap that some people loved. I hate that movie. It's the most over-rated movie ever.
My vote for worst movie ever goes to "The Notebook". Sorry ladies. Here's a brief plot summary: Girl loves boy. Boy leaves. Girl loves another boy, gets married. Boy comes back. Girl whores it out and cheats, goes back to other boy. Girl loses memory.
On the fighting cephalopod theme, last night I subjected a bunch of old college friends to Calamari Wrestler, a charming Japanese film about a giant squid who becomes a pro wrestling sensation. It's live action (guy in a suit), not at all serious and really a good time if you're into that kind of thing. The second film of the evening was Shaolin Dolemite, and is probably one of the most challenging bad films I've ever sat through (with lots of help from alcohol). It's basically a jumble of footage from an old HK film with Rudy Ray Moore inserting himself and some foul language from time to time. Really fantastically bad. Stay far, far away.
All everybody has to do is watch Showcase Movies and you will see the worst movies ever made. I have a few ShowCase Channels on Bell in HD and all I see is garbage that looks like it's been shot with a camcorder.
I seen parts of the most screwed up movie ever a few days ago. It was called Blood Party or something. I have no idea how these things get put on air. No idea....
I don't know who sucked the fun out of your life but Borat but a Hilarious movie.
I don't know who damaged your funny bone, but Borat was completely and utterly ######ed. Worse than any Will Ferrel movie, worse than any Jim Carrey movie.. Just plain stupid. The opening scene he's talking about his sister being the best whore in the villiage. HAHA!!1!!1 OMGZ, hilarious. A naked scene with two dudes wrestling in a conference that just doesn't seem to end. An immigrant that is so stupid that he inadvertantly mocks a country.... Beginning to end stupidness. Bottom of the barrel, lowest common denominator jokes, barely a stitch of satire (but oh, how he tried), just an hour and a half of a loser being a loser and "annoying" people.
I actually have a litmus test for girls I date. "Do you like Borat?" "yes" "bye".
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Maybe you would have more then dates if you chilled out and stopped rejecting girls based on their enjoyment of a movie.
Lol. I do just fine, TYVM. What's up, buddy? Are you pissed off that I hate Borat? You gonna start dissing my love life over it? Do you need others to like Borat or something? I have an opinion, jackass. I'm stating it. I hate Borat. Get over it.
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Be Cool - I turned this off after 10 minutes. Just excruciatingly terrible.
Let The Right One In - I've said it in many other movie threads. Just terrible Swedish supposed to be vampire but really just a creepy kid movie. If you like arthouse stuff you'll probably enjoy it. I thought it was 2 hours that could have been told in 10 minutes.
I love Napoleon Dynamite. The humor is just a little too understated for some people to appreciate. Its great because it never falls into expected plot holes of hollywood cinema. TBH i judge people based on their opinion of this movie.
I was looking for the time machine scene but they were all crappy quality so i will leave you with the one above.
I don't know who damaged your funny bone, but Borat was completely and utterly ######ed. Worse than any Will Ferrel movie, worse than any Jim Carrey movie.. Just plain stupid. The opening scene he's talking about his sister being the best whore in the villiage. HAHA!!1!!1 OMGZ, hilarious. A naked scene with two dudes wrestling in a conference that just doesn't seem to end. An immigrant that is so stupid that he inadvertantly mocks a country.... Beginning to end stupidness. Bottom of the barrel, lowest common denominator jokes, barely a stitch of satire (but oh, how he tried), just an hour and a half of a loser being a loser and "annoying" people.
I actually have a litmus test for girls I date. "Do you like Borat?" "yes" "bye".
Interesting you feel that way.
Da Ali G Show, where Bruno, Borat and Ali G all debuted is actually a rather smart show. He sometimes uses stupid methods but a lot of the stuff is very telling of American culture and how people will act like morons just to appease foreigners that they themselves deem morons.
If you like a lot of the newer South Park, which tends to be very witty, satirical and ######ed all at the same time, I'd have thought you'd like Borat. That is assuming you like SP. Also the Borat movie was dumbed down a bit but I still thought it was a classic.
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South Park is pure brilliance.
The Borat movie was not. Whatever this guy does on his show may be funny, but I can't comment because I've never seen it. I've seen Borat and I saw that ridiculous clip with him hanging from the ceiling with his ass in Eminem's face. I hate him both times. He's got a seat on the plane.
South Park is pure brilliance.
The Borat movie was not. Whatever this guy does on his show may be funny, but I can't comment because I've never seen it. I've seen Borat and I saw that ridiculous clip with him hanging from the ceiling with his ass in Eminem's face. I hate him both times. He's got a seat on the plane.
I totally tried to find a screen cap. of the Simpsons episode where the world ends and Lisa and Marge get to go on the plane that is saving important and smart people. Homer and Bart then find a second plane, get on and realize it is for rejects and is heading towards the sun.
Rosie, Tom Arnold, Polly Shore, Ross Perot (I think) are all on it.
I don't know who sucked the fun out of your life but Borat but a Hilarious movie.
What bothered me the most about the movie was the betrayal of trust. Yes I know some of those Americans were racist and others were just plain dumb. But all of them were going out of their way to befriend and help a complete stranger. He returned their kindness by making them the butt of a joke shared with millions at these folk's expense.
