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Old 06-05-2009, 05:36 PM   #141
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But do the Lemon tits have the right ratio?
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Old 06-05-2009, 06:26 PM   #142
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But to the Lemon tits have the right ratio?

Probably not.
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Old 06-05-2009, 06:33 PM   #143
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WTH is up with her boobs?

*actually that should be down, no? There's nothing perky going on there.
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Old 06-05-2009, 06:43 PM   #145
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Old 06-05-2009, 06:44 PM   #146
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Seriously!! Dion, you always have the most HILARIOUS pics at the most opportune times...but C'MON DUDE!
I think i can speak for most people when i say....traumatized!! LOL!
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Old 06-05-2009, 06:59 PM   #147
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Thanks to Dion for sparing my eyes when returning to this thread.
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Old 06-05-2009, 07:24 PM   #148
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Thanks a lot guys, I spent the last 10 minutes howling with laughter at the "They Don't Even Fit" mailman picture (and then going to the Get Down From There site for more hilarity) while my wife looked at me like I belong in a hospital.
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Mmmm... football skin...

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I think us girls should start a penis thread. Guys are soooo judgemental when it comes to womens butts and boobs, if only you all knew how we talk about your penis's to each other
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Old 06-06-2009, 02:26 PM   #152
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All the mods are male. Let's jsut see how long (NPI) your thread lasts.
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I think us girls should start a penis thread. Guys are soooo judgemental when it comes to womens butts and boobs, if only you all knew how we talk about your penis's to each other
Girls get together and talk about the penis?
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I think us girls should start a penis thread. Guys are soooo judgemental when it comes to womens butts and boobs, if only you all knew how we talk about your penis's to each other
So what you're saying is that you're awfully judgmental of Buzzard's penis when you're chatting with the ladies?
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All the mods are male. Let's jsut see how long (NPI) your thread lasts.
Unless we tell the mods they have HUGE ones
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So what you're saying is that you're awfully judgmental of Buzzard's penis when you're chatting with the ladies?
No...I brag about it
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Girls get together and talk about the penis?
yeah, of course...women are way worse than men that way
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This is funny. First I saw Rathji and MrsRathji talking to each other in the same thread, now BuzzardsWife is sucking up (NPI) to Buzzard on CP. This site seriously cracks me up.
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yeah, of course...women are way worse than men that way
That's 'cause men don't have to talk about it, they can just whip it out! And doing so usually brings an end to any discussion, unless tequila is involved.
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This is funny. First I saw Rathji and MrsRathji talking to each other in the same thread, now BuzzardsWife is sucking up (NPI) to Buzzard on CP. This site seriously cracks me up.
I would never suck up to Buzzard. I don't have to, I already have him and his penis pretty much in a locked in deal But it never hurts to remind them how great you think they are And it isn't even around Christmas time or my birthday or anything!!!
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