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Old 06-04-2009, 02:38 PM   #1
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Well I am still stuck at home after my appendectomy and i saw this on another forum... it gave me a laugh ...

http://current.com/items/90121568_gi...their-nuts.htm


"when there is no underbrush the tree looks taller!!
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Old 06-04-2009, 04:35 PM   #2
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LOL. This seems like a link best clicked on while not at work.
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Old 06-04-2009, 04:38 PM   #3
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I've never wanted to be a hypocrite, so this is good advice.
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Old 06-04-2009, 04:41 PM   #4
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If you need to view a video to explain things, I'd say you're not smart enough to shave downstairs.

Shaving isn't that complicated. Anywhere.
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If one trims the bush to make the tree look taller, what does it do for women?
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If you need to view a video to explain things, I'd say you're not smart enough to shave downstairs.

Shaving isn't that complicated. Anywhere.
what about the butt?
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Old 06-04-2009, 04:47 PM   #7
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Plus there's Nair For Men, works awesome!









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Old 06-04-2009, 04:48 PM   #8
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Makes the cave look deeper?
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If one trims the bush to make the tree look taller, what does it do for women?
Clear the brush for unobstructed access to the....root system??
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Wait, what? Why am I only hearing about this now?
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Old 06-04-2009, 04:53 PM   #11
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what about the butt?
Yeah that is a little tricky. But still, the video won't save you from being a dumbass about it if you already are a dumbass in general.
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Old 06-04-2009, 04:59 PM   #12
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If you put nair on your balls you deserve what's coming.
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Old 06-04-2009, 05:20 PM   #13
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just have to make sure you don't leave it on too long.










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Old 06-04-2009, 05:30 PM   #14
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works freaking great, done in under 10 min never had a problem.... been doing it for years, I recommend doing the back yard too.....

word of advice try a test patch, pun intended!
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Old 06-04-2009, 06:17 PM   #15
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You guys have way tougher scrotums than I.
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You guys have way tougher scrotums than I.
Quoted and kept to be used out of context at some point.

Also, I wish I could find the old Big Brother article about Dave Carnie trying Nair on his junk. Hilarity did not ensue for him. For others, yes.
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Easiest while sitting on the can, provided you don't need a mirror
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Pfft, I just get the ladies at the salon to wax it off.
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Old 06-04-2009, 08:55 PM   #19
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Also, I wish I could find the old Big Brother article about Dave Carnie trying Nair on his junk. Hilarity did not ensue for him. For others, yes.
Here you go!

Posted the link rather than the article (language).

I guess it was also Cliver and not Carnie that wrote.

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what i don't recommend is doing this with scissors, i've tried, and it hurts... a lot
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