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Old 06-04-2009, 02:34 PM   #41
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Now why did you go and do that? Now you may have planted the idea in someone head. Co**sucker, we were doing so well too.

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Yeah, I sent it around the office. It's a small, open office. I don't hear ANY laughter.

They're all old.
Not many laughs in my office either . But that's because we're all "mailmen".
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Old 06-04-2009, 02:57 PM   #44
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Not many laughs in my office either . But that's because we're all "mailmen".
The only sound you heard was the whispering click of rounds being chambered.
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I enjoy a big B or small C cup the most. I find they usually have the best nipple:breast ratio.

When you get into the D's you can start finding very high nipple:breast ratios.

Yuck.
So the question then is, can a nipple be too small?

Edit* On a more positive note, I just picked up my Flames tube top yesterday and am going to wear it gardening now. Oh yuh.
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It's my thread, figured I could do what i want with it...besides it's funny and I have been waiting to unload that baby for ages...[mailman pic]
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So the question then is, can a nipple be too small?

Edit* On a more positive note, I just picked up my Flames tube top yesterday and am going to wear it gardening now. Oh yuh.
In my personaly opinion, on a medium C, loonie to toonie would be ideal. Smaller would be strange... a bit larger would be OK, but I think I would draw the line at oreo sized.
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So the question then is, can a nipple be too small?

Edit* On a more positive note, I just picked up my Flames tube top yesterday and am going to wear it gardening now. Oh yuh.
I don't think they can be too big or too small.........
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Old 06-04-2009, 03:09 PM   #49
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Old 06-04-2009, 03:09 PM   #50
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Not many laughs in my office either . But that's because we're all "mailmen".
If so what are you doing in an office at 3 in the afternoon, if you all aren't sortin the mail at 4 am in the morning, you are out walking your office of pavement.
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Old 06-04-2009, 03:10 PM   #51
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I enjoy a big B or small C cup the most. I find they usually have the best nipple:breast ratio.

When you get into the D's you can start finding very high nipple:breast ratios.

Yuck.
Agreed. But dinner plates are even worse when they're on smaller cups...
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Toonie-sized on a medium C cup is indeed ideal. Anything smaller is just weird. Once you get to oreo-sized you're getting into dangerous territory.

Nipple position and symmetry have just as much to do with size when determining the attractiveness coefficient of a breast.
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Anything over a handful is beggining to be a waste. Nipples can indeed be far to large, I'd rather they were smaller than larger IMO.

Man, I can't wait till we start talking about peoples junk. Then things will get VERY interesting.
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Toonie-sized on a medium C cup is indeed ideal. Anything smaller is just weird. Once you get to oreo-sized you're getting into dangerous territory.

Nipple position and symmetry have just as much to do with size when determining the attractiveness coefficient of a breast.
Is that soft or hard? What if the breast is bigger... For example a toonie on a small D?
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Nipple position and symmetry have just as much to do with size when determining the attractiveness coefficient of a breast.
I agree. I also dislike "puffy" nipples... the kind that are small, but portrude like an inch away from the boob... what's up with that?
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WOW, some of you dudes are just way to selective! Just take what you can get!
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Is that soft or hard? What if the breast is bigger... For example a toonie on a small D?
I think on a small D as long as you are in the Oreo size, give or take a crumb, you are ok. If you are getting in to oatmeal cookie, you are borderline large.
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Is that soft or hard? What if the breast is bigger... For example a toonie on a small D?
Ah yes, "toonie on a small d" syndrome. I have experienced this phenomenon once or twice, however it is very rare. With the proper nipple position, this situation can take your breath away.

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I agree. I also dislike "puffy" nipples... the kind that are small, but portrude like an inch away from the boob... what's up with that?
Although I have seen a few examples that defy this stigma, for the most part I have to agree with you on puffy nipples.
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WOW, some of you dudes are just way to selective! Just take what you can get!
*Ahem.

I have the prestigious gift of being ultra-sexy, and I have the RIGHT to be selctive.

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