Bachelor Party in Banff

[Incogneto]

We are planning a bachelor party in Banff in a couple weeks, and have everything all sorted, except one major thing...

Does anyone know where we can get, uhh, strippers in Banff to come to our condo?

T.I.A

[CaptainCrunch]

I think they would be coming in from Canmore.

[pepper24]

You'll probably have to get them in from Calgary. I know that a buddy of mine planned a stag for another buddy in Kelowna and to get quality we had to ship them in from Calgary. It cost a bit more but was worthwhile.

It was awesome having 2 strippers join the 2 of us for a 7 hour drive from Calgary to Kelowna then join us on the way back home.

[Shazam]

I hope those strippers "went the extra mile" and...

drove some of the way.

[peter12]

Originally Posted by pepper24

You'll probably have to get them in from Calgary. I know that a buddy of mine planned a stag for another buddy in Kelowna and to get quality we had to ship them in from Calgary. It cost a bit more but was worthwhile.

It was awesome having 2 strippers join the 2 of us for a 7 hour drive from Calgary to Kelowna then join us on the way back home.

I am curious... what are strippers like as people? I mean the job obviously involves a huge and distant persona to keep the job from becoming personal. Was it just an awkward seven hour drive with two horny guys or was there actually normal, friendly conversation?

[Shazam]

They're crazy. Usually been sexually abused. And they fark like mad.

[Incogneto]

Originally Posted by Shazam

They're crazy. Usually been sexually abused. And they fark like mad.

Did you drive there in a, uhh, hummer?

[Wookie]

Originally Posted by peter12

I am curious... what are strippers like as people? I mean the job obviously involves a huge and distant persona to keep the job from becoming personal. Was it just an awkward seven hour drive with two horny guys or was there actually normal, friendly conversation?

They have a bit more soul than a hooker, it hasn't quite been given up completely to meth/pimp/satan, more kinda leased out for the time being. With that tiny bit of soul, they are sometimes able to pull off being "real people" but don't let that fool you.

[BergyBoy]

Wouldn't want a girl from Banff

http://www.digitalbanff.com/banff/ne.../05/22960.html