05-11-2009, 07:09 AM
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Nostradamus
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: London Ont.
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(843): Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
hahahah
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agggghhhhhh!!!
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05-11-2009, 09:28 AM
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#22
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Income Tax Central
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Originally Posted by CMPunk
(650): Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
Locke....is that you??
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Hahah,....no, I'm closer to this one:
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(518): Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
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I wasnt fine.
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The Beatings Shall Continue Until Morale Improves!
This Post Has Been Distilled for the Eradication of Seemingly Incurable Sadness.
The World Ends when you're dead. Until then, you've got more punishment in store. - Flames Fans
If you thought this season would have a happy ending, you haven't been paying attention.
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05-11-2009, 10:30 AM
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#23
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Income Tax Central
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Ahahahahaha......
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(406): When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
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(305): Imagine two people making love on top of a unicorn . . . my life is the opposite of that.
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The Beatings Shall Continue Until Morale Improves!
This Post Has Been Distilled for the Eradication of Seemingly Incurable Sadness.
The World Ends when you're dead. Until then, you've got more punishment in store. - Flames Fans
If you thought this season would have a happy ending, you haven't been paying attention.
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05-11-2009, 10:55 AM
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Powerplay Quarterback
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This website pretty much makes my life.
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05-11-2009, 10:58 AM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Not sure
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(916): I hate ducks.
(916): What?
(916): They're sketch. Like squirrels. Squirrels are sketch as fck.
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05-11-2009, 12:09 PM
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#26
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First Line Centre
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(949):bro, can a girl get pregnent if I jizz in her mouth?
(619):Hahahahahahahahaha
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05-11-2009, 12:53 PM
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#27
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Franchise Player
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(248): So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
(703): oh
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05-11-2009, 01:07 PM
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#28
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Norm!
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(702): I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
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Thats funny, last night at our mother's day I taught my dad what the term Milf and Gilf ment.
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My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings;
Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!
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05-11-2009, 01:20 PM
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#29
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I believe in the Pony Power
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Originally Posted by CaptainCrunch
Thats funny, last night at our mother's day I taught my dad what the term Milf and Gilf ment.
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Classy.
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05-11-2009, 01:23 PM
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Norm!
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well he kept callin em cougars.
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My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings;
Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!
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05-11-2009, 01:35 PM
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: The wagon's name is "Gaudreau"
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(207): I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
LOL!!!
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05-11-2009, 04:39 PM
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Threadkiller
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: 51.0544° N, 114.0669° W
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(401): The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
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05-11-2009, 06:49 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: May 2006
Location: @HOOT250
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Thank you! This has mad my day!
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(703): i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
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Originally Posted by henriksedin33
Not at all, as I've said, I would rather start with LA over any of the other WC playoff teams. Bunch of underachievers who look good on paper but don't even deserve to be in the playoffs.
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05-11-2009, 06:51 PM
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The lesser known Sedin brother
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Apparently Sweden...
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(631): I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
(401): I don't want you to recite the pledge!
(631): Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
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05-11-2009, 07:26 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Calgary, Alberta
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I think that I read through 7 pages...most of it through the tears as I was laughing so hard!
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05-11-2009, 10:52 PM
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#1 Goaltender
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nm
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05-11-2009, 10:59 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: May 2006
Location: @HOOT250
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(604) I'm going to jump off this bridge because they lost.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by henriksedin33
Not at all, as I've said, I would rather start with LA over any of the other WC playoff teams. Bunch of underachievers who look good on paper but don't even deserve to be in the playoffs.
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05-11-2009, 11:33 PM
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#38
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Self-Ban
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(404): My penis looks like a roll of pennies
(303): Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
(404): Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
Gold Jerry!
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05-12-2009, 02:17 AM
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Powerplay Quarterback
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Wherever you go there you are.
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(843): the red head has a bf
(1-843): just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
(302): Who goes to Church hungover
(717): Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
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05-12-2009, 05:47 AM
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Saint John, NB
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this site continues to crack me up
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818): Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
(714): Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
(818): Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
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