04-01-2009, 10:56 AM
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Originally Posted by Bertuzzied
If the girls wanted money, they'd call a man named Luu Chi Dang and tell him that they wanted to work. He'd pick them up and take them to one of three homes, where a dozen or so middle-aged men were waiting.
For each man the girls had sex with, they'd be paid $60. Dang got $40.
Said one girl: "I just had to lie there. The lights would always be off, and the few times it bothered me I would think that I could go get Boston Pizza after or something. The best part was getting paid. I did it for the money. It took 15 minutes and I would have $500."
Nothing like taking your mind off of getting raped like going to BP's after. Howie Mandel will be there and he will be your friend.
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500 per session divided by 60 dollars a pop is about 8 or 9 guys she just serviced.... in 15 minutes...
if there was literally no time in between 'gentlemen' - next guy hops in the second the previous one finishes - they have between a minute and a half and two minutes each
hooray 9th grade math!
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04-01-2009, 10:58 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Phaneuf3
500 per session divided by 60 dollars a pop is about 8 or 9 guys she just serviced.... in 15 minutes...
if there was literally no time in between 'gentlemen' - next guy hops in the second the previous one finishes - they have between a minute and a half and two minutes each
hooray 9th grade math!
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You're math is based on the assumption that only one gets to ride at a time.
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04-01-2009, 11:01 AM
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This thread is useless without pics!
Well, someone had to say it.
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04-01-2009, 11:01 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Phaneuf3
500 per session divided by 60 dollars a pop is about 8 or 9 guys she just serviced.... in 15 minutes...
if there was literally no time in between 'gentlemen' - next guy hops in the second the previous one finishes - they have between a minute and a half and two minutes each
hooray 9th grade math!
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Well since Alberta Learning is based up in Edmonton this will prob be on the next Math diploma exam.
You guys totally missed the boat between 1997-2000 with Asian Avenue. Every asian girl in Edmonton was on there. Neeper knows.....
Oh yeah. you now all know where HEHE comes from.
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04-01-2009, 11:03 AM
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04-01-2009, 11:04 AM
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Originally Posted by Dan02
You're math is based on the assumption that only one gets to ride at a time.
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Who hires a hooker to play swords with a couple other nasty dudes desperate enough to buy 5 minutes* with an underage girl?
*5 minute figure is based on the assumption that she's a 3 at a time type gal.
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04-01-2009, 11:04 AM
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Yah the whole thing lost credibility for me with the "oral sex parties", "fellating 2 or 3 boys a night", and a "ring of 50 girls from an Edmonton highschool" - this Azam character doesn't need to be interviewed by the Sun, she should be working for them.
Of course there are teenage girls out there making coin as jailbait hookers, but extrapolating from that to an epidemic of bonesmoking infecting the nation is laughable. Teenagers always have sought out sex and always will, and that some of it is illicit and/or dangerous is not news either.
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04-01-2009, 11:13 AM
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Originally Posted by Boblobla
You have clearly never had a gummer.
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I have....BTW tell you grandma I said hi
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04-01-2009, 11:15 AM
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I wonder if the rainbow party fear mongering has lead to creation of such a thing?
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04-01-2009, 11:15 AM
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n00b!
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Wow. Let's mark the thread title up with a NSFW... had to scroll really fast by some pictures... not sure if they are actually NSFW, but not gonna risk it!
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04-01-2009, 11:19 AM
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Originally Posted by jammies
Yah the whole thing lost credibility for me with the "oral sex parties", "fellating 2 or 3 boys a night", and a "ring of 50 girls from an Edmonton highschool" - this Azam character doesn't need to be interviewed by the Sun, she should be working for them.
Of course there are teenage girls out there making coin as jailbait hookers, but extrapolating from that to an epidemic of bonesmoking infecting the nation is laughable. Teenagers always have sought out sex and always will, and that some of it is illicit and/or dangerous is not news either.
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Oh man, that made me LOL hard...
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04-01-2009, 11:19 AM
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The Oilers should add this story to their Whoring of Free Agents DVD they send out every summer!
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04-01-2009, 11:20 AM
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Originally Posted by HelloHockeyFans
Wow. Let's mark the thread title up with a NSFW... had to scroll really fast by some pictures... not sure if they are actually NSFW, but not gonna risk it!
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The words "whoring" "hoes" "sex for money" and "Edmonton" didn't give it away?
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04-01-2009, 11:23 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Phaneuf3
Who hires a hooker to play swords with a couple other nasty dudes desperate enough to buy 5 minutes* with an underage girl?
*5 minute figure is based on the assumption that she's a 3 at a time type gal.
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The same type of guy whose desperate enough to jump on after 5 other dudes have finished in the 10 minutes before him?
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04-01-2009, 11:24 AM
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Originally Posted by HelloHockeyFans
Wow. Let's mark the thread title up with a NSFW... had to scroll really fast by some pictures... not sure if they are actually NSFW, but not gonna risk it!
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I am pretty sure they are all SFW. I made sure the one I posted was.
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04-01-2009, 11:27 AM
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Originally Posted by North East Goon
The Oilers should add this story to their Whoring of Free Agents DVD they send out every summer!
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Hmmm Doug Gilmour might make a comeback. hehe
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04-01-2009, 11:28 AM
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Originally Posted by Dan02
The same type of guy whose desperate enough to jump on after 5 other dudes have finished in the 10 minutes before him?
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Touche.
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04-01-2009, 11:34 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2001
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Bertuzzied
If the girls wanted money, they'd call a man named Luu Chi Dang and tell him that they wanted to work. He'd pick them up and take them to one of three homes, where a dozen or so middle-aged men were waiting.
For each man the girls had sex with, they'd be paid $60. Dang got $40.
Said one girl: "I just had to lie there. The lights would always be off, and the few times it bothered me I would think that I could go get Boston Pizza after or something. The best part was getting paid. I did it for the money. It took 15 minutes and I would have $500."
Nothing like taking your mind off of getting raped like going to BP's after. Howie Mandel will be there and he will be your friend.
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Maybe getting a boston brute makes you hungry for a Boston Brute.
(If you don't get it, a boston brute is a "pizza sub from Boston Pizza, then look up "boston brute" on the urban dicitonary).
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04-01-2009, 11:35 AM
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Originally Posted by FlamesAddiction
Maybe getting a boston brute makes you hungry for a Boston Brute.
(If you don't get it, a boston brute is a "pizza sub from Boston Pizza, then look up "boston brute" on the urban dicitonary).
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is a joke you have to explain funny?
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04-01-2009, 11:41 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2001
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Originally Posted by ok, ok,....I get it
is a joke you have to explain funny?
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Probably not, but I never claimed to be the funniest person around. I'm sure some people would get it without the explanation though.
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