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Old 03-24-2009, 11:52 PM   #21
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Hah! Ain't nothing more satisfying than turning a high occupancy vehicle into a colonic simulator.
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Old 03-25-2009, 08:37 AM   #22
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Surprised Locke hasn't stunk up this thread with his presence.
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Old 03-25-2009, 09:26 AM   #23
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What can I say? I'm proud of the guy. Stink it to the man kid!!
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Old 03-25-2009, 09:38 AM   #24
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The fart on the bus spreads round and round, round and round, round and round.
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First the kid passes gas on the bus and next he'll beating up homeless people!
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Old 03-25-2009, 10:17 AM   #26
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There was this on kid who farted on the bus right after school and it reeked so bad that we had to pull all the windows down and let it air out for 15 minutes. Now i kind of wish he got suspended
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Old 03-25-2009, 10:28 AM   #27
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First the kid passes gas on the bus and next he'll beating up homeless people stabbing hobos!
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