03-24-2009, 04:06 PM
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Locke Jr suspended for ripping wicked fart on school bus
Too funny! 
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Just ask Jonathan Locke Jr., a Polk County eighth-grader who got blamed for farting on a school bus this week and ended up being banned from the bus for three days. It wasn't the farting that resulted in his ouster; it was the disruption that followed, school officials said.
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"Jonathan passes gas on the bus to make the other children laugh and it is so stink that you can't breathe after he does it," the bus driver wrote in a disciplinary note levying the three-day suspension.
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http://www2.tbo.com/content/2009/mar...-mileage-zero/
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03-24-2009, 04:07 PM
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One of the Nine
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flamesdyehard's son?
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03-24-2009, 04:08 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: still in edmonton
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03-24-2009, 04:09 PM
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Lifetime Suspension
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Originally Posted by 4X4
flamesdyehard's son?
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Did you read? It is Locke Jr.
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03-24-2009, 04:19 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2004
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suspended for farting??? that's awesome.
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03-24-2009, 04:20 PM
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Suspended for farting??? OMG! The Terrorists are winning!
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03-24-2009, 04:22 PM
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Originally Posted by 3 Justin 3
Did you read? It is Locke Jr. |
Locke has a son?
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03-24-2009, 04:23 PM
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Norm!
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I'd hate to be applying for colleges with that on my permanent record.
I'd be amazed if he can secure employment after this.
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Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!
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03-24-2009, 04:27 PM
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It's like that one scene with Seth Rogen in Stepbrothers.
"Oh, yeah...now I can taste it...mmph...yeah...now the tuxedos seem kind of f#^%ed up..."
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Settle down there, Temple Grandin.
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03-24-2009, 04:29 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jun 2008
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I smell a human rights lawsuit coming up.
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03-24-2009, 04:29 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2006
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I never would have been at school if this was common 15 years ago...
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03-24-2009, 04:37 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2002
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He should have claimed he had ADHD.
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03-24-2009, 05:20 PM
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NOT breaking news
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Calgary
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Originally Posted by Rathji
I never would have been at school if this was common 15 years ago...
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15 years ago I was banned from a school bus for a week for shooting a water pistol.
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03-24-2009, 06:31 PM
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Basement Chicken Choker
Join Date: Jan 2007
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15 years ago I was banned from a school bus for a week for shooting a water pistol.
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Nowadays they would have sent in the Tac team.
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03-24-2009, 06:34 PM
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Originally Posted by jammies
Nowadays they would have sent in the Tac team.
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Or tasered the student because they had a weapon.
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03-24-2009, 06:38 PM
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Pants Tent
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Originally Posted by Dion
Locke is capable of having a son?
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Fixed! He'll kill me the next time he sees me!
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KIPPER IS KING
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03-24-2009, 06:44 PM
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Epic title change!
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03-24-2009, 09:35 PM
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In the Sin Bin
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Originally Posted by Dion
Locke has a son?
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Does he know?
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03-24-2009, 10:03 PM
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Originally Posted by Resolute 14
Does he know?
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I think he has some explaining to do 
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03-24-2009, 11:30 PM
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tromboner
Join Date: Mar 2006
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Originally Posted by Rathji
I never would have been at school if this was common 15 years ago...
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Neither would NuclearFart.
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