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Old 03-21-2009, 01:07 PM   #41
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Excuse me I have to go to the rest room.....
Jeez not like I haven't heard that one a billion times.

Usually preceded by "Wow your a jerk"
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Old 03-21-2009, 01:15 PM   #42
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Since we have so many single guys and girls on CP, let's match them up and see what happens on the date.

MissKat and CaptainCrunch
Missdpuck and ken0042
Machiavelli and Oilersbaby
Dion and Cheese
fotze

There. Now go! Don't forget to tell us the details.
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Old 03-21-2009, 01:17 PM   #43
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I'd offer to pay, but if she offers to split it I'll accept because:

a) I'm mindful that more and more women find the whole patriarchal aspect of a man insisting to pay objectionable; and

b) I hate games and want to avoid them from the outset -- if you want X, ask for it. Don't secretly want X but say Y hoping that I'll ignore what you say and give you what you want anyway.

The only time I'll vary from that is if I know there's a big disparity in income, in which case I'll push harder, though never insist.
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Old 03-21-2009, 01:23 PM   #44
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Since we have so many single guys and girls on CP, let's match them up and see what happens on the date.

MissKat and CaptainCrunch
Missdpuck and ken0042
Machiavelli and Oilersbaby
Dion and Cheese
fotze

There. Now go! Don't forget to tell us the details.
What are you try to say about Mach and oilersbaby? Fotze goes it alone?
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Old 03-21-2009, 01:26 PM   #45
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Since we have so many single guys and girls on CP, let's match them up and see what happens on the date.

MissKat and CaptainCrunch
Missdpuck and ken0042
Machiavelli and Oilersbaby
Dion and Cheese
fotze

There. Now go! Don't forget to tell us the details.
Isn't Oilersbaby female? And aren't Dion and Cheese both male?
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Old 03-21-2009, 01:27 PM   #46
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Isn't Oilersbaby female? And aren't Dion and Cheese both male?

Oilersbaby is also married
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Old 03-21-2009, 01:28 PM   #47
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Isn't Oilersbaby female? And aren't Dion and Cheese both male?
She's also married. And I think Cheese is male and I know Dion is. Fotze is married but into onanism I guess.
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Old 03-21-2009, 01:36 PM   #48
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I avoid the issue by having her over to my place for dinner.

My home cooking beats anything a resturant has to offer.
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Old 03-21-2009, 01:38 PM   #49
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Ah, noble Onan. A temple ought to have been built unto him for his bravery and inventiveness under pressure. Instead he got smited by God and his name will forever be associated with fotze. What a shame.
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Old 03-21-2009, 01:50 PM   #50
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personally I always pay the first date. but it impresses me if the girl offers to pay at least.
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Old 03-21-2009, 01:51 PM   #51
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Ah, noble Onan. A temple ought to have been built unto him for his bravery and inventiveness under pressure. Instead he got smited by God and his name will forever be associated with fotze. What a shame.
And when you consider what "fotze" means it becomes even funnier.
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Old 03-21-2009, 03:57 PM   #52
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I agree. I don't think going to dinner is a good way to get to know someone. If I hang out with a guy a few times and then he asks me to dinner...great. That means we already like eachother, and that if he pays he would probably already realize I'm not after a free meal, and he's not just out to get laid. I don't feel offended if the guy pays. I'm already so ultra-independent in every other area of my life it's nice to feel pampered once in a while. And some guys get a little offended if I offer to pay, it's like they want to be nice but I'm not letting them. So it depends on the situation. And yeah I know guys like to be pampered too so I think it's a matter of give and take.
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Old 03-21-2009, 04:10 PM   #53
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In simple terms: Yes a guy should expect to pay for the first date.

It all depends on the context though.

Say you do a two activity date, guy pays for more expensive thing, women offers to pay for least expensive thing.
i.e. go to hockey game, women could offer to buy a round of drinks.
i.e. go coffee & trip to zoo.

If it is obvious that a 2nd date is never going to occur and a somewhat expensive 1st date has occured. I think a women should offer to pay her way for said 1st date.

If you're on date #3 and she still hasn't offered to pay for a date and you haven't got any from her, then she is done.
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Old 03-21-2009, 04:15 PM   #54
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Hurry up, guys! I think Evil Cougar and missdpuck are going to make out for the camera!
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Old 03-21-2009, 04:17 PM   #55
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personally I always pay the first date. but it impresses me if the girl offers to pay at least.
This.

Usually the date isn't over at just dinner so I say "I'll get dinner you can get the few drinks at the bar/club".

Never had a complaint
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Old 03-21-2009, 04:29 PM   #56
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hurry up, guys! I think evil cougar and missdpuck are going to make out for the camera!:d
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Old 03-21-2009, 04:37 PM   #57
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I never expect a guy to pay on the first date, even though it usually ends up that he does. I always make sure to at least offer to pay or split it though. And if he pays, then I for sure pay on the second date.

Its nice to be treated, but its also nice to return the favor!
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Old 03-21-2009, 05:16 PM   #58
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Its nice to be treated, but its also nice to return the favor!
I like girls like you
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Old 03-21-2009, 05:20 PM   #59
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Hurry up, guys! I think Evil Cougar and missdpuck are going to make out for the camera!
Huh?
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Old 03-21-2009, 06:16 PM   #60
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I say yes if you are taking out a girl.

For me, what do you all think, who pays?
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