03-10-2009, 01:06 PM
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#81
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Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Crowsnest Pass
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How come women never have to take a turn in the dog house?
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03-10-2009, 01:08 PM
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#82
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One of the Nine
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Quote:
Originally Posted by troutman
How come women never have to take a turn in the dog house?
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Because men don't hold grudges overnight. (well, smart ones, anyway)
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03-10-2009, 01:09 PM
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#83
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Lifetime Suspension
Join Date: Sep 2008
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Quote:
Originally Posted by troutman
How come women never have to take a turn in the dog house?
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because men have a Pen is Mightier
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03-10-2009, 01:17 PM
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#84
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Crushed
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: The Sc'ank
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Quote:
Originally Posted by troutman
How come women never have to take a turn in the dog house?
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Cause only men say/do stupid things? 
I've been in the doghouse. I refused to go to my exboyfriends football game. He was quite mad at me for about a week.
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03-10-2009, 01:21 PM
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#85
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Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: sector 7G
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Table 5
The only word that one must truly never use on a woman unless they want them out of their life starts with a c and rhymes with runt. For some reason, even using that word in regular conversation is considered sacrilege.... although I like to slip it into a sentence every once in a while if i'm bored.
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That's a word I don't like to use either. Unless someone is asking about a certain ex-coworker.
And George Carlin cracks me up when he uses it in his routines.
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03-10-2009, 01:27 PM
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#86
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Vancouver
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As a man, I hate the C word. I dont know why but it makes me cringe. It just sounds....gross
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03-10-2009, 01:28 PM
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#87
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Franchise Player
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Step 1: Dye YOUR pubes pink.
Step 2: Show your GF. If she laughs, all is forgiven. If she gets upset, it's time to end it.
Step 3: Flash the neighbor. Game on!
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03-10-2009, 01:43 PM
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#88
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Norm!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by troutman
How come women never have to take a turn in the dog house?
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Its the whole sex thing, they can withhold it, we can't (Well we can but then suddenly we turn gay)
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03-10-2009, 01:44 PM
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Crushed
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: The Sc'ank
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Quote:
Originally Posted by CaptainCrunch
Its the whole sex thing, they can withhold it, we can't (Well we can but then suddenly we turn gay)
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That's a myth.
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03-10-2009, 01:50 PM
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Lifetime Suspension
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Originally Posted by Eastern Girl
That's a myth.
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03-10-2009, 01:57 PM
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Norm!
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Originally Posted by Eastern Girl
That's a myth.
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Nope that ones true, however we usually don't die if we don't get it. We just get incurable headaches
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03-10-2009, 03:30 PM
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#92
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Calgary
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Mccree
No woman I know likes that word, but why all the hate for it? Why is it such a bad word?
Why is it worse than the F word or the B word?
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They don't like it because of what it stands for (it's an acronym...)
Can't
Understand
Normal
Thinking
I'm going to go hide now... 
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03-10-2009, 03:34 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2007
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REDVAN, thats horrible!
but I think I enjoyed it too much
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03-10-2009, 05:08 PM
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Crushed
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: The Sc'ank
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Originally Posted by REDVAN
I'm going to go hide now... |
That's right you go and hide, ya jerk. Grrrr.
Is that what it actually stands for? I've heard so many different variations.
Either way, it's gross and I would start kicking junk if a guy said it to me.
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03-10-2009, 05:15 PM
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Redundant Minister of Redundancy
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I really wish ladies would take back the word, so I could freely use it again.
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03-10-2009, 05:38 PM
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Guest
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Hint to stay out of the doghouse:
When your pregnant wife tries on a new bathing suit for her trip to Hawaii in 2 days, do NOT laugh at her!
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03-10-2009, 07:12 PM
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#97
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Has lived the dream!
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Where I lay my head is home...
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Quote:
Originally Posted by troutman
How come women never have to take a turn in the dog house?
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Can men crack before women do, whether it's about not having sex or just being unable to stay mad anymore.
Women almost seem to like being pissed off at something. Almost seem to need to be mad at someone. That's why they're always arguing with one of their friends. You just have to make sure it's not you. Allow it to be that one co-worker that every woman can't stand.
Last edited by Daradon; 03-10-2009 at 07:14 PM.
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03-10-2009, 09:22 PM
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#98
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One of the Nine
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Care to suggest some keywords when searching for this bit? Tried a few and couldn't find it.
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03-10-2009, 09:25 PM
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A Fiddler Crab
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Chicago
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From a physiological-reactive perspective the most powerful word in english is "Shark".
As far as this thread is concerned, I think that means you should try to get a shark to eat your girlfriends neighbors ... er... cotton candy.
Also, you should videotape that and put it on Youtube.
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03-10-2009, 09:29 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Spartanville
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Regarding the C word. It appears to confuse the Aussies that you can't say it here. 
Youtube "Kevin bloody Wilson Canada"
*edit* Lyrics NSFW and may offend
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