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Old 06-22-2005, 11:02 AM   #1
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"The actor could have been killed"

I've come closer to death taking a dump than that.
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Old 06-22-2005, 12:00 PM   #2
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...thinks of that Simpson's episode where Luke Perry gets shot through a glass factory by a cannon:

"my face...my beautiful face.....!!!!!'

Hey Gisele Bundeschen, you look upset about Leo, let me comfort you...
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Old 06-22-2005, 12:01 PM   #3
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Oh..too bad huh leo..not so pretty now are ya
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Old 06-22-2005, 12:04 PM   #4
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Unprovoked attack, have those police officers ever seen Titanic?

But that really sucks for him, that is going to leave a nasty scar.

Edit: great journalism, at the bottom of the story they explain the picture is from a movie...
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Old 06-22-2005, 12:11 PM   #5
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Originally posted by Mean Mr. Mustard@Jun 22 2005, 06:04 PM
Unprovoked attack, have those police officers ever seen Titanic?

But that really sucks for him, that is going to leave a nasty scar.

Edit: great journalism, at the bottom of the story they explain the picture is from a movie...
LOL!

Yeah, I actually saw a clip regarding the incident on CNN last night, and he appears fine. No scars.
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Old 06-22-2005, 12:38 PM   #6
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Best line ever...

According to witness, a guest said "My God, she has slashed open his face."

That tramp Paris Hilton just can't stay out of the news.
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Old 06-23-2005, 01:00 AM   #7
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'bout time someone do the deed, maybe he won't appear in anymore puke-inducing movies for awhile...but then again with the size of his wallet he can probably get his mug all fixed up at the plastic surgeon in no time.
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Old 06-23-2005, 02:30 AM   #8
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Am I the only one who immediately thought of Jordan Leopold?

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Old 06-23-2005, 09:32 AM   #9
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Am I the only one who immediately thought of Jordan Leopold?

No, that was immediatley what I thought as well. I breathed a sigh of relief seeing it was The Aviator.
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