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Old 02-24-2009, 11:45 PM   #21
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I smell a bet coming up. Are you male? If you're male and not particularly devout I doubt you can do it...
Yes I'm male, and it will be tough. I'm not devout in the least, but my wife is. Lent is a trip. No problem if anyone wants a Lent bet.
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Old 02-25-2009, 02:52 AM   #22
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I'm going to give up junk food, and masturbating.
Yeah right. In a week you'll be back to bashing the candle, Bleeding the weasel, bleedin the weed, buffing the banana, bopping the baloney, burping the worm, choking the chicken, cleaning your rifle, corking the bat, cranking the shank, cuffing the carrot, fisting your mister, flogging your dog, floggin the frog, flogging the hog, flogging the log, flute solo, jerkin'the gherkin, looping the mule, manual override, painting the pickle, pocket pinball, pocket pool, polishing the banister, polishing the rocket, pounding your flounder, pumping the python, roping the pony, spanking the monkey, teasing the weasel, tossing the turkey, walking the dog, whipping the willy, wonking your cronker, yanking the crank.
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Old 02-25-2009, 02:56 AM   #23
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Old 02-25-2009, 05:55 AM   #24
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I'm not giving up anything.

But I did enjoy pancakes for supper last night...
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Old 02-25-2009, 07:33 AM   #25
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Maybe I should hand out Lent bans.
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Old 02-25-2009, 08:05 AM   #27
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I'm giving up masturbating while eating junk food...damn, that KFC is a turn-on!
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Old 02-25-2009, 08:15 AM   #28
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I'm going to give up fast food. Although... fresh fast food might be ok. Like Subway or Pita Pit.
Extreme Pita is soooooo much better than Pita Pit.......but the fast food is a good thing to give up either way! I gave up on religion ages ago but think I will join you in this Lenten sacrifice!
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Old 02-25-2009, 08:21 AM   #29
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wonders what Cheese is going to give up for lent.
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Old 02-25-2009, 08:41 AM   #30
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I am going to give up heterosexuality and finally make my play for MRCboiguy.


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Old 02-25-2009, 09:02 AM   #32
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I gave up beer once...man was that a bitch.
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Old 02-25-2009, 09:05 AM   #33
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I'm giving up derailing threads ...with or without Locke .
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Old 02-25-2009, 09:20 AM   #34
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I think I can go 40 days with out having any alcohol. I've done 19 weeks already...
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Old 02-25-2009, 09:36 AM   #35
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I will only acknowledge a half Lent as I am going to Hawaii on the 20th and I'll be damned if I do not enjoy alcohol on the Islands. To make up for it I will double the sacraments in half the time. I'll give up fast food and drinking beer, not because I am a devout Catholic, but rather I am a devout fat ass and better lose 15 lbs by the 20th.

(If somebody was to invite me out for chicken wings, they are NOT considered fast food right, and Coors Light isn't really beer is it?)
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Old 02-25-2009, 10:07 AM   #36
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I thought this was a typo and you meant RENT. I learned what LENT was today w00t w00t. Time to forget it now.
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Old 02-25-2009, 10:45 AM   #37
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to celebrate ash wednesday i went to the subway here on campus and ordered a footlong meatball sub! that'll stick to jesus alright! actually, i forgot it was ash wednesday until everyone else in line was getting cheese pizzas and veggie subs... then the lady said it was the first meatball sub shes made all day and it all clicked!
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Old 02-25-2009, 11:17 AM   #39
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Maybe I should hand out Lent bans.
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