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Old 02-15-2009, 09:49 PM   #1
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6 g of protein, 75 calories, 3 g of fat.....all in that small little thing called an egg.

Eat 10 of those per day, for a total of 63g of protein, 30g of fat, 750 calories. More bang for your buck than any protein shake will ever give you.

Eat 20 of those per day, and you're looking at 126g of protein, 60g of fat, 1500 calories. Probably not healthy, but man, I didn't realize just how much you can supplement your diet with by eating eggs.

Got this small little tool, where you open the egg, pour it into the a bowl like thing, stick in the microwave for 50 seconds, and bang, 12g of protein right there.

I'm a genius.

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The three eggs and turkey bacon omlette I eat every morning salutes you!
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...what are they good for? Huh! Say it again!!
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Guess i'd better get cracking and buy some eggs from now on. I miss my scrambled eggs in the morn.
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...what are they good for? Huh! Say it again!!
Wait, what?
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Guess i'd better get cracking and buy some eggs from now on. I miss my scrambled eggs in the morn.
Yes, yes you should.

Of course, there are 'other' health benefits, but really, who cares?

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Think I'll make an omelette now, thanks!
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Dam it man now i want an egg!!
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Azure is egging us on.
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Dam it man now i want an egg!!
Just one?

Why would you settle for one if you could have 'two?'

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Azure is egging us on.
And besides the numerous health benefits and the nutritional information I posted above, eggs can also be used to throw at your bosses car.

Hence the term 'egging.'
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Eggsactly what are you on tonight Azure...besides eggs?
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It wont stop at one dude im an egg beast i will devour several without knowing it then breakfast will come and i will make those unborn chickens my biziatches
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Azure is egging us on.
Nah....I think the yokes is on you
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Ok Azure.....

What is this fantastic tool you are using to micrwave your eggs? You peaked my interest.
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Eggsactly what are you on tonight Azure...besides eggs?
Like milk, what else is there besides eggs?
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It wont stop at one dude im an egg beast i will devour several without knowing it then breakfast will come and i will make those unborn chickens my biziatches
A little too much information there buddy, but I'm glad you agree with me.

Also your metaphors about eggs are slightly disturbing. I think I love eggs more than you do, and I don't view them in that light.

Weird.
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Is all this leading up to something.....?
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Ok Azure.....

What is this fantastic tool you are using to micrwave your eggs? You peaked my interest.
Its basically just a container that you crack the eggs into, close the lid, stick it into the microwave, remove, than eat.

Here is something similar....I think.

http://www.redhen.ca/egg_poachers.htm
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