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Old 02-13-2009, 12:25 PM   #1901
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So where I work, someone smeared ketchup all throughout the microwave with their hands, and then put sugar cubes inside the microwave.

Up until now, I didn't realize I worked in a kindergarten, but I guess I do.
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Old 02-13-2009, 12:27 PM   #1902
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I know it's my username and I bring it upon myself, but do you guys ever get sick of using cliche's when responding to my posts?
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Old 02-13-2009, 12:29 PM   #1903
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LOL no doubt... its funny to me when they refer to it as siberia, yet they are only 2.5 hours away.

Never mind the fact that I have never seen a mullet in Edmonton, but saw a couple sweet ones in Calgary...
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I know it's my username and I bring it upon myself, but do you guys ever get sick of using cliche's when responding to my posts?
Tired of using Oiler bashing cliches? That'd be like getting tired of sex. Or beer. Or sex and beer.
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Old 02-13-2009, 12:32 PM   #1905
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I keep thinking Steely is the guy in his sig.
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Old 02-13-2009, 12:35 PM   #1906
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I know it's my username and I bring it upon myself, but do you guys ever get sick of using cliche's when responding to my posts?
We just got to play our game but we're going to give 110% while taking this one reply at a time.
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Old 02-13-2009, 12:40 PM   #1907
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Never mind the fact that I have never seen a mullet in Edmonton, but saw a couple sweet ones in Calgary...
Downtown-Northern Edmonton. I've seen a few in Edmonton.
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Esperanto - why? For what purpose?
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Today is bring your kids to work day at my work... aka daycare.

And one of those little squirts stole my nice office chair... frig. Those of us without kids should be allowed to go home!
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I know it's my username and I bring it upon myself, but do you guys ever get sick of using cliche's when responding to my posts?

"What I can't hear you with my 5 Stanley Cups in my ears"

-Oiler fan ripping off Patrick Roy

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Today is bring your kids to work day at my work... aka daycare.

And one of those little squirts stole my nice office chair... frig. Those of us without kids should be allowed to go home!
That is my hell. Office + Children = Checkout Time
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I predict Locke will soon be married and have 14 kids.
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Old 02-13-2009, 02:38 PM   #1913
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I was shat on by a bird this morning just after getting of the bus. Right in the face. That's the last time I look skyward to see what the weather's like.

Is that good luck or bad luck? What about when you factor in today's date?
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Why is Friday the 13th so awful?

Wouldn't Monday the 13th been worse?
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Old 02-13-2009, 03:13 PM   #1916
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I'm not from Calgary or Edmonton, so it's funny for me to watch the name calling that goes on between the two.
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I'm not from Calgary or Edmonton, so it's funny for me to watch the name calling that goes on between the two.
I'll bet it's not nearly as much fun as participating in the verbal repartee though.
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I predict Locke will soon be married and have 14 kids.
Which will of course cause him to douse himself in gasoline and flick a Bic.
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"What I can't hear you with my 5 Stanley Cups in my ears"

-Oiler fan ripping off Patrick Roy

Yeah, but those rings are so old, corroded and fragile that they probably turned to dust when they were exposed to sunlight.
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Old 02-13-2009, 04:02 PM   #1920
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I'm really starting to think that I'm a complete nerd, I get excited by the stupidest things. Like today, I got new glasses. And I was excited!
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