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Old 02-08-2009, 09:34 PM   #1
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Default Barack Obama is tired of your motherf***ing s**t

http://tinyurl.com/cvrbap

Anyone read Obama's book? Apparently, Obama had a friend named Ray who swore like a sailor. A number of stories in the book involving Ray using colourful language made their way into the book. Obama read his own material for the audio book so you know what that means? Hit the link above to hear President Barack Obama cussing up a storm.

Edit: Because there was a dirty word in the url, the filter had a problem with it. Try the tinyurl instead.
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Old 02-08-2009, 09:35 PM   #2
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link no worky.

I found it through search function

http://www.aprilwinchell.com/?s=barack+obama
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That is GD Hilarious!!!
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Old 02-08-2009, 09:48 PM   #4
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I'm remixing that into a Lil' Jon song ASAP! That's too funny!
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Old 02-08-2009, 09:56 PM   #5
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Those are absolutely fantastic! Damn that makes me like Obama even more. See, if the American banks had treated house buyers with the 'buy your own damn fries' attitude Obama expresses we never would have gotten into the economic mess we're in now.
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Old 02-08-2009, 10:25 PM   #6
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'There are whitefolks, and then there are ignorant MF'ers like you!'

It's officially my new ringtone.
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Old 02-08-2009, 10:53 PM   #7
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http://obamasavestheworld.ytmnd.com/
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that is now in my top 10 of most awesomest things ever, right next to pizza and Office Space. Obama RULES
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Old 02-08-2009, 11:12 PM   #9
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This is gold.
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Old 02-08-2009, 11:21 PM   #10
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It's officially my new ringtone.
Ha. That's what I did too.
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Old 02-08-2009, 11:28 PM   #11
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I have added "buy your own damn fries" to my every day lexicon.

Holy hell this is funny.

This could have a big effect on his popularity as president. Ratings right through the MFing roof MFer!

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"You wanna tell the story or you gonna let me finish?!"
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'There are whitefolks, and then there are ignorant MF'ers like you!'

It's officially my new ringtone.
how do you do that???
I have a new Blackberry Storm and cant get rid of the MF lame ring tones I have on there..
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how do you do that???
I have a new Blackberry Storm and cant get rid of the MF lame ring tones I have on there..
Just download the MF MP3, use Blackberry MF Desktop Manager and load the MF MP3 on your MF storm under music. Browse to your media then select the MF MP3, click on the BB button there should be a MF option to set it as you MF ringtone.
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Currently, I can't think of a better way to start off my Monday morning than this, thank you very much
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i do not want to post the pic here since there is a naughty word, but check it out.

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3186/...c9f7eb738b.jpg
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oh how awesome. Obama rules.
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Does anyone else think that he sounds a lot like The Rock?
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Old 02-09-2009, 12:55 PM   #20
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Does anyone else think that he sounds a lot like The Rock?
Yes.

BO: Hello, there. I'm Barack Obama. Who are you?
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad (confused and noticeably uncomfortable): Well, I'm the President of the Islamic Republic of Ir-
BO: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHO YOU ARE!


Also, Cyrus (?) from The Warriors. Can you dig it?
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