Come on. If someone threatened you with a Bat'leth it should be abundantly clear that he is a nerdlinger. All you'd have to do is wait until his hacking cough due to fresh air incapacitates him and then charge him when he reaches for his inhaler.
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Which begs the question, where was Locke on the day of this crime. I mean really, he's only ever in two places. His moms basement, or hanging out with his friends playing the live version of dugeons and dragons.
Who am I kidding a level 8 elven thief could never pull this off.
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Funny thing- my guess is the Bat'leth is probably stolen itself.
Because if you are imersed so far into Klingon culture that you own a Bat'leth, you wouldn't even consider using it for something so dishonerable.
If the peace is not real peace but rojqoq then is it not honorable to fight your enemies when you feel like this towards them :
We are not ready to believe you
We are not ready to believe you
We are not ready to believe you
Your smell makes me sick
Your words make me sick (from the Rojqoq)
Perhaps the attack was also commentary on the bailout. Yet another verse from the old Klingon song :
As for this peace, it is a "so-called" peace
And this friend, he is a "so-called" friend
And this help, it is "so-called" help
The "so-called help" driving the guy to attack that pillar of American capitalism "7-11".
Man Holds Up Two 7-11s with Bat'leth
