Orange Juice Shower

[rubecube]

So I did something pretty stupid this morning. I have the day off work so I decided to make bacon and eggs for breakfast. Last night I remembered to pick up some OJ because nothing goes better with bacon and eggs than OJ. I grabbed one of those 2L things of Tropicana, like this one:





Anyways, I opened it up and pulled out the little freshness tab and then realized I had forgotten to shake it. So I put the lid back on, squeezed tightly, and started to shake. Well it turns out I was squeezing a bit too tight because about two seconds later I had about a litre of OJ covering everything from the table and the wall and, most importantly, all over myslef - head to toe. My head and face got the worst of it. The old drenched hobo look and citric acid in the eye experiences were not fun.

[ok, ok,....I get it]

could have been worse could have been a golden shower

[The Fonz]

I managed to get toothpaste in my eye this morning, that burns too.

[Gozer]

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Now you know how she feels.

[Frank the Tank]

I did this at the movie theatre with a huge bag of M & M's. Pulled a bit harder when the bag wouldn't open and BOOM!!!! M & M's for miles!!

[worth]

I half way undid the lid of a 2L bottle of coke and then proceeded to drop it one time. It blew the cap off and sprayed up to the ceiling. That sucked.

[Azure]

Did you take a picture?

[ok, ok,....I get it]

Originally Posted by worth

I half way undid the lid of a 2L bottle of coke and then proceeded to drop it one time. It blew the cap off and sprayed up to the ceiling. That sucked.

no it blew.........

[fatso]

similar thing happened to me once with a tin of ground coffee. It had been in the freezer and I was shaking it like a mofo to break it up. Turns out the lid wasn't screwed on well and... BAM! I was covered in coffee grounds. In my hair, eyes, and even in my nose... took forever to clear it out and I must have snorted a litre of water just to clear out my nose and throat... yuck!

[FlamesKickAss]

did the same thing once with salad dressing, only I didn't realize that the cap wasnt tightened. Was a big mess because it was before they came out with the easy pour opening

[Ice]

When my son was three weeks old, he was having issues and the doctor had me give him prune juice. I must've given him too much because his ass literally exploded and runny poop was everywhere. It seriously shot from his changing table about 8 feet away to his closet door and everything in between, the walls, the dresser and everything on the shelves of his changing table. Maybe it was hormones, but I cleaned him up and actually went and cried for 15 minutes before getting myself together and cleaning up that huge poopy mess. I can still hear that booming, awful sound in my head.

[Hemi-Cuda]

Originally Posted by Ice

When my son was three weeks old, he was having issues and the doctor had me give him prune juice. I must've given him too much because his ass literally exploded and runny poop was everywhere. It seriously shot from his changing table about 8 feet away to his closet door and everything in between, the walls, the dresser and everything on the shelves of his changing table. Maybe it was hormones, but I cleaned him up and actually went and cried for 15 minutes before getting myself together and cleaning up that huge poopy mess. I can still hear that booming, awful sound in my head.

holy crap, epic post. this is on par with "the move" post about some guy in a restaurant bathroom and failing hard. A+

[missdpuck]

Greetings from all your friends down here in Florida Rube! So glad you bought the container intended for you

[rockstar]

Originally Posted by ok, ok,....I get it

could have been better could have been a golden shower

fixed

[Hack&Lube]

Why would you need to squeeze a bottle of anything to shake it? Hold it by the handle and the bottom.

[Dion]

A few years ago when i was working for Safeway some young lad came running into the backroom with a leaking 2 litre bottle of pop in a shopping bag. He fired it into the trash compactor and started walking away. The fun started when that bottle of pop hit the wall of the compactor. The cap end hit the wall and the bottle came back out like a rocket. Missed my head by a few inches and exploded against a stack of soup cans. He looked at me and i at him......we both burst out laughing.

When I was in Mexico last week, I was in the buffet for lunch... I needed mustard for my hamburger and the line up for the grilled meats was in front of the mustard pump. So I excused myself to sneak throught and get some mustard. So a couple of people parted so I could get through. The pump was sticking (turns out it was clogged up) because when I pushed a little harder, the clot came shooting out, bounced off my hamburger and squirted all over myself and the two people that let me through.

That'll teach them for letting someone cut in line!

[Cheese]

Originally Posted by Frank the Tank

I did this at the movie theatre with a huge bag of M & M's. Pulled a bit harder when the bag wouldn't open and BOOM!!!! M & M's for miles!!

I had the same sort of thing happen to me with a large bag of chips. I pulled the top quickly and the bag literally blew open shredding the chips into millions of tiny fragments over everyone in a 15 foot circumference. I laughed.

[Cheese]

Originally Posted by Ice

When my son was three weeks old, he was having issues and the doctor had me give him prune juice. I must've given him too much because his ass literally exploded and runny poop was everywhere. It seriously shot from his changing table about 8 feet away to his closet door and everything in between, the walls, the dresser and everything on the shelves of his changing table. Maybe it was hormones, but I cleaned him up and actually went and cried for 15 minutes before getting myself together and cleaning up that huge poopy mess. I can still hear that booming, awful sound in my head.

Jeezuz thanks for the laugh Ice...this is pure gold! Reminds me of the time my wife and I heard roaring laughter from our 3 year old sons bedroom. This was 10oclock at night...long after he should have been snoozing. I went down the hall, opened the door, switched on the light and there he was, diaper stripped off and in hand...twirling it around his head like a cowboy twirls a rope. The diaper was full of runny poop before he started spinning it. Needless to say the artwork on the walls, crib, and himself was a sight to be seen, and smelled. I almost puked that night. My son will never live that day down for the rest of his sorry arse life!