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Old 01-19-2009, 04:21 PM   #121
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Now granted, I've only been privy to a couple discussions, but the description I heard was, "We need somebody that can catch the #$@!ing ball before it rolls to the fence."
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Old 01-19-2009, 04:22 PM   #122
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Now granted, I've only been privy to a couple discussions, but the description I heard was, "We need somebody that can catch the #$@!ing ball before it rolls to the fence."
How about Darryl Strawberry? Whats he up to?
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Old 01-19-2009, 04:30 PM   #123
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How about Darryl Strawberry? Whats he up to?
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If we got Darryl, then at least Rhettzky would have the real deal to heckel instead of SportsJunky
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Old 01-19-2009, 04:38 PM   #125
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If you cant afford to fly me in for games how are you gonna afford the cocaine that is necessary for daryl to function during games?
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Old 01-19-2009, 07:01 PM   #126
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RF for the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant Company softball team.

Easily one of the greatest songs ever written for The Simpsons!!

I also just noticed the hazing tag at the bottom!

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Old 01-20-2009, 11:22 AM   #127
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Back from my cruise, I just read the thread. I'm definitely in, are we sticking to Sundays? I hope so! It would help to have an extra girl or two as there may be some games I may not be able to make early on in the season. But I'm definitely in, how was Pete's on Sunday?
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Old 01-20-2009, 11:35 AM   #128
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We are trying to recruit Aeneas's friend Lynne to play on the team. She is good defensively, and has a great sense of humor. Too bad she is from Edmonton.

We hope to remain in the NSA Kokanee League on Sunday nights.
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Old 01-20-2009, 12:03 PM   #129
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If Lynne isn't going to play, there is another lady, Anne, who came out to spare for my other team. She is looking to play this season, I told her there is likely no room on my other team.

So, she may be an option.

There are a few others I can think of, but Lynne has the great mix of fun AND skill, that I think we should look for in new additions.
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Old 01-20-2009, 12:10 PM   #130
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I guess I should post and let everyone know that I am still in. I wasn't much up for another pub on sunday after the weekend I had. All the same, looking forward to another season with all you drunken ba$tards. 4X4, I'll give you my hundred the next team meet we have.
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They should have pictures of us here:

http://www.petespub.ca/gallery.html

Any ideas on how to add the Pub logo to our jerseys?
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Old 01-30-2009, 10:22 AM   #132
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Iron-ons you silly! I just put this one on my underoos!



Also, I have a Bedazzler that may still work.
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Old 01-30-2009, 12:04 PM   #133
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Also, I have a Bedazzler that may still work.
sweet!! We should use that for the MVP jacket!!
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Old 01-30-2009, 10:00 PM   #134
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Old 01-30-2009, 11:13 PM   #135
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This is just another reason I really wished I lived in Calgary.

I'd join this team in a heartbeat. If you'd have me.




For the record I've won 2 of the last 6 battling titles in my men's league.
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Old 01-30-2009, 11:28 PM   #136
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This is just another reason I really wished I lived in Calgary.

I'd join this team in a heartbeat. If you'd have me.




For the record I've won 2 of the last 6 battling titles in my men's league.
Wow, your team has Feats of Strength? We get drunk and throw peanuts.
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I believe if you want to play on team pansy, they are hiring:

http://forum.calgarypuck.com/showthr...50#post1633150

But they dont even have their own bar...so you'd have to play.....sober.
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Old 01-31-2009, 09:10 AM   #139
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I believe if you want to play on team pansy, they are hiring:

http://forum.calgarypuck.com/showthr...50#post1633150

But they dont even have their own bar...so you'd have to play.....sober.
I didn't realize you play ball IN a bar... I was pretty sure you play first, THEN go to a bar. You bring beer to the diamond. Is that why you guys sucked so bad last year? Couldn't figure out where to play?
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