'JONES, Okla. -- A squirrel caught fire, sparking a blaze Wednesday morning that resulted in the evacuation of an elementary school in Jones, fire officials said.'
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Do not laugh about flaming Squirrels!!! Serious problem!!!
In 2003 on Valentines Day, I was sick so I was staying at home with my gf. We started a fire (in the fireplace in the basement) and after a hour or so I opened the fire place to stoke the fire and a black smoking (previous flaming) squirrel jumped out of the fireplace at me and scared the hell out of me. We had to herd him out of the house. and for years after we still saw that squirrel with no fur on its neck and shoulders.
This could spread into a major issue with flaming squirrels over runnning the world, they've attacked me... you could be next.
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'JONES, Okla. -- A squirrel caught fire, sparking a blaze Wednesday morning that resulted in the evacuation of an elementary school in Jones, fire officials said.'
Time to kill all squirrels. They are dangerous and steal nuts.
'JONES, Okla. -- A squirrel caught fire, sparking a blaze Wednesday morning that resulted in the evacuation of an elementary school in Jones, fire officials said.'
whoa whoa whoa wait a gosh dang fata'ing minute here.... Daradon are you from oklahoma thus virtually not making me the only OKIE in here???? If so why have i not known about this ?? We could be meeting up at buffalo wild wings and cheering rabidly while watching the flames on tv ....... WOW
Anyone remember The great fire of 1979 that supposedly started in a garage when a chipmunk ingested some fertilizer and then fell into a can of kerosene, instantly turning him into a flying fluffy little molatov cocktail that set ablaze leveling the whole neighborhood west of Newton's Hardware Store? That was pretty cool huh?
Anyone remember The great fire of 1979 that supposedly started in a garage when a chipmunk ingested some fertilizer and then fell into a can of kerosene, instantly turning him into a flying fluffy little molatov cocktail that set ablaze leveling the whole neighborhood west of Newton's Hardware Store? That was pretty cool huh?
Lol, is that a true story?
Re: Nickerjones, sorry bro, I'm from Calgary, though I'm kinda nomadic now. If I ever make it down to Oklahoma though, I'll message ya up and you can show me where to get the best buffalo wings.
Do not laugh about flaming Squirrels!!! Serious problem!!!
In 2003 on Valentines Day, I was sick so I was staying at home with my gf. We started a fire (in the fireplace in the basement) and after a hour or so I opened the fire place to stoke the fire and a black smoking (previous flaming) squirrel jumped out of the fireplace at me and scared the hell out of me. We had to herd him out of the house. and for years after we still saw that squirrel with no fur on its neck and shoulders.
This could spread into a major issue with flaming squirrels over runnning the world, they've attacked me... you could be next.
That's awesome! I had no idea it was such a epidemic.
This has been the best/funniest thread all day - was laughing so hard at my desk I was tearing up and my boss thought I was out of my mind.....thanks folks! Red squares for you all! Ohhhhhh wait.......
Wildfire blamed on flaming squirrel
