Anybody want a 13 yr old boy?

[rubecube]

Send him to boarding school in Saskatchewan.

[Locke]

Originally Posted by rubecube

Send him to boarding school in Saskatchewan.

Jesus, thats cruel.

Enroll him in Rugby. Nothing smartens kids up like getting the crap kicked out of them on a weekly basis.

[Flames_Gimp]

if you're willing to part out let me know

[MrMastodonFarm]

Should have named him Adolf, he would have been out of your hands already.

[CaptainCrunch]

I know that there has to be some culture out there that believes that a ground up 14 year old boy snorted through cheese cloth is a powerfull aphrodisiac.

[driveway]

Have you ever tried just turning off the TV, sitting down with your child and hitting him?

[CaptainCrunch]

Originally Posted by driveway

Have you ever tried just turning off the TV, sitting down with your child and hitting him?

My dad used to call it the 5 and two.

You slap him with the forehand, then pause until the kid starts to cry, then hammer him with the backhand.

It was highly effective, I recommend it.

[driveway]

[mikey_the_redneck]

I'll take him!.....................but does he shovel snow??

[boobaloo]

if you'll take my 15 year old

[First Lady]

Maybe Human Torch would be willing to consider the older model you are offering.

http://forum.calgarypuck.com/showthread.php?t=65737

[Locke]

Originally Posted by mikey_the_redneck

I'll take him!.....................but does he shovel snow??

Its not worth having to feed him. I've coached a tournament with 14/15 year olds and you have to have a semi-truck full of food following you everywhere. The worst part is you're trying to monitor their nutrition over a short but physically demanding tournament and every two seconds you're slapping them on the back of the skull so they spit out that chocolate bar or energy drink.

And if I'm coaching, that truck has to be followed by a semi-truck full of beer.

Originally Posted by boobaloo

if you'll take my 15 year old

Maybe someone might be interested in a package deal...kind of like Flames tickets only diametrically opposite to Flames tickets.

Originally Posted by First Lady

Maybe Human Torch would be willing to consider the older model you are offering.

http://forum.calgarypuck.com/showthread.php?t=65737

Hahaha...although in fairness to HT, that turned out pretty cool.