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Old 01-13-2009, 12:59 PM   #41
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I'd like to punch Paris Hilton in the naughty bits with my #####.

Other then that

Bono, I'd punch him in the face
Michael Moore I'd punch him so hard in the flab that his stomach would explode killing him instantly
Will Farrell I would beat him til he bleeds while yelling, "Not funny" over and over again
The Hanson brothers need to die for releasing Slapshot 2 and 3
The Cat dolls, Yes they're hot, but annoying is not a pole dance.
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Old 01-13-2009, 01:01 PM   #42
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Beyonce - used to think she was OK but she has gotten to be a major diva
Maury Povich - Just cause
Shia LaBeuf - You cannot act, please go
That Mac guy from the Apple commercials - Man is he irritating
Gary Bettman - If you have to ask you are number 6
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Old 01-13-2009, 01:03 PM   #43
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Dane Cook
Ashton Kutcher
Colin Farell
That guy from Bromance
Did I mention Dane Cook?
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Old 01-13-2009, 01:06 PM   #44
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Dane Cook
Ashton Kutcher
Colin Farell
That guy from Bromance
Did I mention Dane Cook?
good one!
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Old 01-13-2009, 01:06 PM   #45
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Yeah, a good friend I know said I shouldn't judge Kilmer based on those two movies. I have heard he was good in a few other movies....I could refine it to Val Kilmer pre-2000....that might be a little better.

Honestly though, something about the guy just irks me the wrong way.
You haven't seen Top Secret or Real Genius yet have you? He was great in those. I think you've just seen a couple of his worst movies.

In no particular order I'd punch:
Adolf Hitler in the moustache.
George Bush in the ear.
Ann Coulter in the box.
Starr Jones in the gunt.
Eric Francis in fake tanned face.
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Old 01-13-2009, 01:09 PM   #46
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Old 01-13-2009, 01:09 PM   #47
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I would like to punch the guy who cried "Leave Britney alone!"...........

and that gay exercise guy with the blonde fro..............whats his name again?
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Old 01-13-2009, 01:12 PM   #48
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Oh...........and I would also like to punch Oprah right in the face on national television.
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Old 01-13-2009, 01:14 PM   #49
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Richard Simmons..
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Old 01-13-2009, 01:16 PM   #50
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Forgot all about Nancy Grace. I'd run her over with my car, back up, and do it again.
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1.Chad Kroger
2.Lars Ulrich
3.Eminem
4.Carrot top
5.Peter Griffin
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Old 01-13-2009, 01:22 PM   #52
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Not trying to be a dink but I always laugh at those statements.. Just because some windbag can play guitar and sing doesnt make him exceedingly talented. I guarantee most people on here that can probably do 100 things better than John Mayer. Just because he makes money playing music doesnt mean he isnt completely useless at every other aspect of his life.
I posted in a hurry as I was on the way out for lunch. The "you guys" part of my post wasn't really the point I was trying to make, and I actually edited it before I left (although you quoted me before I was able to).

Talent is a pretty black and white thing. Either you can sing and play the guitar, or you can't. To say that John Mayer doesn't have talent is incorrect. To say he doesn't have "soul" or "grit" (as troutman pointed out) is a valid argument, as those are abstract qualities that can be debated, but questioning his talent is not right.

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Well if the posters have seen him that isn't really possible.
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Old 01-13-2009, 01:23 PM   #53
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Sarah Palin
Ann Coulter
Sean Hannity
Dave Rutherford
Tucker Carlson
but poor Sarah has been "exploited" by the media.

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Old 01-13-2009, 01:27 PM   #54
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Let's see...

1) Dane Cook - dude just isn't funny at all, and for whatever reason, people laugh.
2) The ShamWow guy - somebody please ShamWow his face with hydrochoric acid.
3) Ryan Reynolds - Van Wilder stole my girlfriend.
4) Shia LeBouef - I hope his career crashes and burns. He's a flavour of the month for Hollywood, that's all.
5) Barry Pepper - I hate his face.
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Old 01-13-2009, 01:31 PM   #55
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1.Chad Kroger
2.Lars Ulrich
3.Eminem
4.Carrot top
5.Peter Griffin
Hunh? One of these doesn't belong.
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Old 01-13-2009, 01:33 PM   #56
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Mike Tyson
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Rush Limbaugh
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Anyone on the cast of Scrubs.
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Old 01-13-2009, 01:35 PM   #57
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In no preferential order:

Stephen Harper
Jack Layton
Stephane Dion
Eilzabeth May
Gilles Duceppe, although he's really just doing his job so my itch to pop Gilles is less than the others. He's still part of the gang of idiots though.

And Ben Mulroney too, just for being such a wussy boy.
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Old 01-13-2009, 01:37 PM   #58
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Sarah Palin, I couldn't punch her out.

I'd put on some Barry White and run the primaries on her.
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Old 01-13-2009, 01:38 PM   #59
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Dane Cook
Ashton Kutcher
Colin Farell
That guy from Bromance
Did I mention Dane Cook?
What the hell is Bromance? I'm guessing a Band or TV show... either way it sounds brutal.

Judging by how much I agree with the rest your list I think I would want to punch him too.

Edit... So I just looked it up. Its that D-bag from the hills trying to get other dudes to hang out with him and give him rim jobs. I now want to punch him too.

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Old 01-13-2009, 01:44 PM   #60
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Didn't we have this thread like a month ago? Well i want to update my list.

1. Shia Lecrap
2. Shia Legodawful
3. Shia Lemoviekiller
4. Shia Legoof
5. Shia Letard
I have a theory on this guy. I truly think if he wants to he will be around for a loooong time. I know he annoys people but if you watch say Transformers or Disturbia for instance, this guy owns his time on the screen. Even a pos movie like Eagle Eye can't kill this guy. I'm not a fan really but I can't think of another guy of his generation that has the natural ability he does when in front of a camera.

My other theory is that he is Satan.

The jury is still out.
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