Five Celebrities you would love to punch

[Swayze11]

4 on Tom Cruise - 'nuf said
1 on Mats Sundin - He wasted 6.5 months of my life watching his BS on TSN, Sportsnet, and The Score

[BuzzardsWife]

Paris Hilton
Nicole Ritchie
Jessica Simpson
Maddona
David Carruso

[FlamesKickAss]

I just thought of another one.

Marc Crawford.... god I hate that guy

[BuzzardsWife]

I HAVE to add 5 more!
Victoria Beckham
O.J. Simpson
Andy Dyck
Ryan Seacrest
Mario Lopez

[blankall]

I would also like to ad Carrot Top and possibly Andy Dick.

The only problem is punching them would involve touching them in some way and then I would have to burn my hand off. I dont even think using a glove would be able to contain the disease these two offer.

[DuffMan]

All 5 members of Sigur Ros, until they stop making music, and

Dwayne Roloson, so he has something to cry about.

[Igottago]

Kanye West
George Lucas
All 3 Jonas Brothers

[MelBridgeman]

Originally Posted by Bertuzzied

You would think for someone with that much money they would have a better plastic surgeon.

turn the lights down,brah

[blankall]

Originally Posted by Igottago

George Lucas

Excellent call.

[annasuave]

1. Adam Sandler
2. Jack Black
3. Will Ferrell
4. Martha Quinn
5. Celine Dion

[GoinAllTheWay]

Paris Hilton - Why is she a celeb to begin with? What has she done exactly?
Ashley Simpson - Please go away you talentless b***h
David Carruso - Please stop trying to look tough and intense cause you are neither

Samuel L Jackson - How many movies has this guy ruined? You must go!

Leonardo DiCaprio - While I will admit he has gotten better in recent movies, I still can't stand the guy

[Stranger]

Guys:

Garth Brooks
Tom Cruise
Ashton Kucher
Puff Daddy (or what ever he calls himself)
Ryan Seacrest



GIRLS:

Whoopi Goldberg
Kirsten Dunst
Star Jones
Tyra Banks
Shania Twain

[Jude]

I'd punch Steve Martin right in the jugular given the chance

[RyZ]

Johnny Knoxville
Will Farrell
Guy from Fall Out Boy
Any number of pro athletes

[Ozy_Flame]

Originally Posted by RyZ

Guy from Fall Out Boy

HAHA YES!! I was just going to post the same thing!!!


OK Here are my five that deserve a beat down (without any Fall Out Boy):

Owen Wilson
Mullah Omar (he's celebrity-ish from media coverage)
Uwe Bol
Stewart Francis
Anyone associated with the Red Green show

[habernac]

Originally Posted by guzzy

Wow i have to disagree with Val Kilmer. I think he is a great actor. When he played John Holmes in Wonderland i thought he was amazing. Also in Lords of Dogtown he very good in.

Paris Hilton - i think she steals all 5 spots in my book.

uh, no. That was Heath Ledger.

1. Bono - yes, we know you have all the answers. We'll donate our money to banana republics so their "leaders" can piss it all away on luxury accomodations for themselves.
2. Andy Dick - because he's a dick
3. Celine Dion - because she's a no talent screaming horseface.
4. Christian Slater - I just don't like him. No real valid reason.
5. Michael Moore - we don't need any more one sided BS "documentaries".

[troutman]

Originally Posted by FanIn80

I disagree on the John Mayer thing. He may be a dick, but he's got more talent in one of his pinkies than most guys will ever see in their lifetimes.
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He has talent - but no soul - no grit.

[Superflyer]

Originally Posted by simmer2

Pretty straight-forward question, the exact opposite of the "5 Celebrities you would screw" list.

Where is this thread? That would be interesting as well

[simmer2]

Originally Posted by BuzzardsWife

I HAVE to add 5 more!
Victoria Beckham
O.J. Simpson
Andy Dyck
Ryan Seacrest
Mario Lopez

Oh yeah, that's a good one.

[simmer2]

Originally Posted by Superflyer

Where is this thread? That would be interesting as well

Not sure if there's a thread about it, but I've had numerous conversations about it. There was also an Entourage episode about the list. It would make a good thread if there isn't one already.