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Old 01-13-2009, 06:43 AM   #1
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I've got one I'd gladly pay you to take. He'll be 14 in a month. Refuses to go to school on a daily basis. He's sick you know.
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Old 01-13-2009, 06:47 AM   #2
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sure Dis...Ill trade you a 15 year old girl who is learning how to control her emotions what with hormones, boys, peer pressure, school, the lack of high end fashion in Waterloo and parents who dont know anything hanging around!

Good times good times!
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Old 01-13-2009, 06:50 AM   #3
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sure Dis...Ill trade you a 15 year old girl who is learning how to control her emotions what with hormones, boys, peer pressure, school, the lack of high end fashion in Waterloo and parents who dont know anything hanging around!

Good times good times!

I already have one of those Cheese, except she's 16. Good times indeed!
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I already have one of those Cheese, except she's 16. Good times indeed!
hmmm...what about two overfed cats? One loves people the other attacks on first site!
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hmmm...what about two overfed cats? One loves people the other attacks on first site!

Allergic! LMAO!
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Old 01-13-2009, 07:08 AM   #6
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Allergic! LMAO!
well think about it..a few sneeze attacks "could" be better than the 14 year old attitude! LOL
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Old 01-13-2009, 07:31 AM   #7
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I could offer up an oversized, red novelty comb.
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Old 01-13-2009, 07:42 AM   #8
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LMAO

I have a 14 year old son myself.
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Old 01-13-2009, 08:34 AM   #9
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Maybe you can sell him!

http://forum.calgarypuck.com/showthread.php?t=68053
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I'm sure the priest at the local Catholic Church would love to have him.
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Old 01-13-2009, 08:50 AM   #11
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I've got one I'd gladly pay you to take. He'll be 14 in a month. Refuses to go to school on a daily basis. He's sick you know.
Feel your pain Dis - hope your son gets less difficult than my brother was...as it can get worse from here and make the trade for the cats really attractive, despite the allergies!
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Old 01-13-2009, 08:54 AM   #12
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At this age, bribery can be very effective.
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Old 01-13-2009, 09:03 AM   #13
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Maybe a tour of the Mustard Seed will motivate him to attend school.
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I've got one I'd gladly pay you to take. He'll be 14 in a month. Refuses to go to school on a daily basis. He's sick you know.
LOL! So it gets better, does it? I have an almost 3 year old who's just a little bit stubborn. At least they're all sleeping through the night now.
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Dis lives in Wichita
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I can't think of anything that I would trade for a 14 year old kid. Nothing at all. In fact, it's hard for me to imagine anything you could really just give me to sweeten the deal enough to make it tempting.
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Well thankfully one got married and is moved out so I only have the three to deal with. The rotating fake sickness act is alive and well in my household. Depending on the weather, what's on at school, and my mood they can have some moderate success. But they know if they stay home they owe me and I'll extract that favor when I feel like it.

In other words a little give and take.
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I'll pm you guys when my wallet factory opens in cambodia. There will be room for all your unwanted children.
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Are you willing to sell them by the pound?
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I'll pm you guys when my wallet factory opens in cambodia. There will be room for all your unwanted children.

Yes, do that!
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