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Old 01-13-2009, 01:51 AM   #501
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I don't care that your maxipads have even bigger wings for those heavy days. I don't give a damn about 4 wall protection. I don't want to see a faux period bouncing around a maxipad. Stop telling me about your new leak-guard, flex-weave tampons. I don't need a tampon that will contour to my vagina and expand as I'm moving around.

Stop these freaking commercials!!! They are so extremely distasteful.


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Old 01-13-2009, 02:02 AM   #502
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I think all tampon ads should be proceeded by ads for preperation H.
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Old 01-13-2009, 02:18 AM   #503
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Old 01-13-2009, 02:27 AM   #504
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I don't care that your maxipads have even bigger wings for those heavy days. I don't give a damn about 4 wall protection. I don't want to see a faux period bouncing around a maxipad. Stop telling me about your new leak-guard, flex-weave tampons. I don't need a tampon that will contour to my vagina and expand as I'm moving around.

Stop these freaking commercials!!! They are so extremely distasteful.


I'm going to start a petition. Who's with me?
Whoa someones in a mood today.

It's almost like they're... they're on their...
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Old 01-13-2009, 03:14 AM   #505
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Whoa someones in a mood today.

It's almost like they're... they're on their...



Seriously, though they should hide the display like they do cigarettes. That way, I can't be blamed for getting the wrong stuff at 11:30 at night
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Old 01-13-2009, 06:06 AM   #506
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Next thing you know we will have reality based commercials....

ok girls..look how easy it is to insert this Tampon!

Condom commercials could be fun.
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Old 01-13-2009, 08:03 AM   #507
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Old 01-13-2009, 08:05 AM   #508
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i don't care that your maxipads have even bigger wings for those heavy days. I don't give a damn about 4 wall protection. I don't want to see a faux period bouncing around a maxipad. Stop telling me about your new leak-guard, flex-weave tampons. I don't need a tampon that will contour to my vagina and expand as i'm moving around.

Stop these freaking commercials!!! They are so extremely distasteful.


I'm going to start a petition. Who's with me?
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Old 01-13-2009, 08:10 AM   #509
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Everyone just needs to use Cherokee Hair!
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Old 01-13-2009, 08:36 AM   #510
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can't remember, but is that the same cocky sum'bitch who ######-ily proclaims that he 'gave all his fat clothes to his fat friends'? (or soon to be ex-friends after they see how much of a dick he has become just because he roided up and pulled a few metal bands around)
That's the guy. Considering how greasy the guy is, I'm surprised the 'friends' would accept the clothes to begin with.
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Old 01-13-2009, 08:37 AM   #511
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Every time I see that I think in my mind he is obviously lying as he is obviously gay.
That's why she's winking. She's on to him and his male companions.
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Old 01-13-2009, 09:43 AM   #512
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That's why she's winking. She's on to him and his male companions.
Yeah, that guy bugs me too. She gives him a little wink- she still isn't going to sleep with him, but he knows that he is now in the ballpark.

And the comercial is obviously geared towards women; so that the women will buy it for their husband. Because I wouldn't wear any of my fat friends' clothes; sweat stains or not.
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Old 01-13-2009, 09:50 AM   #513
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Panago with the whole "grandma used to make me go around to all the stores buying every kind of Pepperoni". Apparently grandma was either made of money, a sadist, or more likely totally despised her grandson...like we all do now.
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Old 01-13-2009, 09:54 AM   #514
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I normally like Cheerleaders, but the new Bell commercial bugs me
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I can't help substituting "us" for "it" at the end of the stupid "he gone and done and did it" chant.
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Old 01-17-2009, 09:45 AM   #516
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The Bell HD ad with the cheerleaders. There are some really bad commercials on these Ontario based networks.Thanks a lot Bell. I have had a lifelong fantasy involving multiple cheerleaders. Now its gone.
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Old 01-17-2009, 09:51 AM   #517
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All bell commercials have been horrible!
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Old 01-17-2009, 10:56 AM   #518
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The Bell HD ad with the cheerleaders. There are some really bad commercials on these Ontario based networks.Thanks a lot Bell. I have had a lifelong fantasy involving multiple cheerleaders. Now its gone.
these ones?

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Old 01-17-2009, 11:10 AM   #519
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Oh well...I still have the fantasy involving multiple gymnasts...don't ruin that too...
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