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Old 06-01-2005, 01:27 PM   #1
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Could you get this angry at your wife or g/f?

Up in smoke!
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Old 06-01-2005, 01:42 PM   #2
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Reminds me of the story/urban myth where the woman is put in charge of liquidating assets to split 50/50 on a marriage breakup...so she sells her husbands (at the time) 30000$ Lincoln Town Car for 2$ and gives him 1$.

Chances are, if this guy has 680K$ just collecting dust at home, he's still got a fair chunk collecting interest.
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Old 06-01-2005, 02:53 PM   #3
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I pretty much never get angry with my wife, because she's made it so clear that I'm lucky to have her.

I've decided that I will never get in a fight over money, though. I don't care how tight things get, there's always something more important than money.
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Old 06-01-2005, 03:10 PM   #4
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If I was the fireman I'd be savaging what isn't burnt instead of putting out the fire
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Old 06-01-2005, 05:02 PM   #5
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Originally posted by Dominicwasalreadytaken@Jun 1 2005, 07:53 PM
I pretty much never get angry with my wife, because she's made it so clear that I'm lucky to have her.
Well, based on the way you phrased that, I guess we can figure out who wears the pants in that relationship.
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Old 06-01-2005, 05:10 PM   #6
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The best thing about that article is the caption under the picture. No kidding.
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Old 06-01-2005, 07:13 PM   #7
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Why are assets divided anyways?
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Old 06-01-2005, 08:00 PM   #8
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Originally posted by Flames Draft Watcher+Jun 1 2005, 03:02 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Flames Draft Watcher @ Jun 1 2005, 03:02 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Dominicwasalreadytaken@Jun 1 2005, 07:53 PM
I pretty much never get angry with my wife, because she's made it so clear that I'm lucky to have her.
Well, based on the way you phrased that, I guess we can figure out who wears the pants in that relationship. [/b][/quote]
Sorry, that was very tongue in cheek. I guess maybe I shoulda used a smiley or something?
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Old 06-01-2005, 08:25 PM   #9
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Further evidence to support my claims of the destruction and torment women can lead you to. No man has ever burned money. A woman with a credit card though, that's a fire no one wants to try and fight.
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Old 06-02-2005, 03:13 AM   #10
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Back when I was a teenager, 4 houses down from me, this guy freaked out and sad, "You want half! I'll give you half!" He took a chainsaw to his wood cabin house and cut it in half. Needless to say a new house is there now.
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Old 06-03-2005, 06:20 PM   #11
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Hmm.. Anger caused by women... Never happened to me, except this one time..

I was driving down Crowchild Tr, and my cell rings. My woman informs me that her friend is going into labour & that WE have to go to the hospital NOW! I pointed out that she has a car & that I'm working. She pointed out that that doesn't matter, get the hell over here. I replied with an overly stupid statement along the lines of "why the hell would I want to sit in a fataing hospital for hours, while a woman that I've never touched (nor wanted to) squirts out a bas**rd?".

Well, that was it. No amount of *$#@!footing, apologizing, clarifying, or statement retracting was going to undo that damage.

Long story short, I pounded my cellphone into the dashboard a few times, then threw it out the window.

ps, no, I didn't spend the next 16 hours in the hospital. She did & I paid for it for a week.
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Old 06-03-2005, 06:31 PM   #12
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A police investigation is underway.

is defacement of currency in israel a crime?

i'm pretty sure it is here and the US.
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Old 06-03-2005, 07:55 PM   #13
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ps, no, I didn't spend the next 16 hours in the hospital. She did & I paid for it for a week.
Damn straight! Be proud of yourself. Never give in. That's what I always say. NEVER GIVE IN DAMNIT!
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