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Old 01-09-2009, 04:43 PM   #361
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Mel also said: GIMME BACK MY SON!!
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Old 01-09-2009, 05:07 PM   #362
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Mel also said: GIMME BACK MY SON!!
He also consumes English with fire-balls from his eyes and bolts of lightning from his arse.
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Old 01-09-2009, 09:14 PM   #363
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Oldboy was pretty good but twisted.

Is daughters-in-law a drama? I kind of got sick of Korean dramas cause they're all the same.. love triangles with nobody brave enough to make a move.
Actually, it's about a white guy that goes to a Korean restaurant, when all of a sudden a bunch of gangsters come in and shoot a bunch of other gangsters already in the restaurant, and the white guy gets killed accidently. His last words are "I was right all along!!!!!!".
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Old 01-10-2009, 01:54 PM   #364
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You must get that from your mom.
I knew posting that comment would attract some good burns.

This wasn't one of them.

Too far, there, bringing my Mom (???) into it. Thats so Jr. High.
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Old 01-10-2009, 02:02 PM   #365
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Too far, there, bringing my Mom (???) into it. Thats so Jr. High.
Your mom likes guys in Jr. High?
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Old 01-10-2009, 03:17 PM   #366
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Simple answer:

If three or more Asians are congregated together they are lawfully determined to be a gang and may be shot at.

The biggest problem with the Asian gangs is that they get their fill of killing in, but a couple hours later they're just going to want to kill some more.
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Old 01-10-2009, 03:22 PM   #367
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If three or more Asians are congregated together they are lawfully determined to be a gang and may be shot at.

The biggest problem with the Asian gangs is that they get their fill of killing in, but a couple hours later they're just going to want to kill some more.
Be careful in kindergarten. Asian kids always walk to school together in groups.
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Be careful in kindergarten. Asian kids always walk to school together in groups.
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Why would I have to be careful? It sounds like you should be telling kindergarten kids to be careful. Them getting shot isnt my problem.
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Why would I have to be careful? It sounds like you should be telling kindergarten kids to be careful. Them getting shot isnt my problem.
Why wouldn't you be careful? When asian children are gathered together, all they can think of is killing. Especially killing white people. Then, they enjoy feasting on the tender meat of their white victims. This is called Hot Pot, another asian meal served in asian restaurants.
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Why wouldn't you be careful? When asian children are gathered together, all they can think of is killing. Especially killing white people. Then, they enjoy feasting on the tender meat of their white victims.
I finished reading "Battle Royale" not too long ago, and I'm well aware of what those crazy Japanese school kids are capable of...

Godless killing machines.
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Old 01-11-2009, 12:26 AM   #371
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I finished reading "Battle Royale" not too long ago, and I'm well aware of what those crazy Japanese school kids are capable of...

Godless killing machines.

you should see the movie!

Bad news those kids!
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