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Old 01-09-2009, 04:04 PM   #341
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I don't care what color a girl is.

As long as they like to f***. A lot.
You must get that from your mom.
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As long as they like to f***. A lot.
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I don't care what color a girl is.

As long as they like to f***. A lot.
Even if it's with anybody but you?
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Old 01-09-2009, 04:05 PM   #344
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I saw God of Cookery for the first time ever over Christmas. I now understand that the power of Buddha is what makes Chinese food so delicious! Also, Stephen Chow ftw!
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Old 01-09-2009, 04:11 PM   #345
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I saw God of Cookery for the first time ever over Christmas. I now understand that the power of Buddha is what makes Chinese food so delicious! Also, Stephen Chow ftw!
Yes, I agree. Buddha was the first to cook good food. Then he died. Now we have buddhism. True story.
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Yes, I agree. Buddha was the first to cook good food. Then he died. Now we have buddhism. True story.
Clearly he should have been avoiding Asian themed restaurants.
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Stephen Chow is all sorts of awesomeness.

Make sure you all watch OldBoy.

Also, if you have Shaw digital cable, on channel 89 there's a Korean show called "Daughters-In-Law" M-F @ 8:30am and 8:00pm.
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LOL, I like the direction of this thread. From asian restaurants are dangerous death traps, to racism, to chinese zombies, to white girls don't like me, to Stephen chow and buddha cooking good food.

Awesome.
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Old 01-09-2009, 04:19 PM   #349
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Stephen Chow is all sorts of awesomeness.

Make sure you all watch OldBoy.

Also, if you have Shaw digital cable, on channel 89 there's a Korean show called "Daughters-In-Law" M-F @ 8:30am and 8:00pm.
Oldboy was pretty good but twisted.

Is daughters-in-law a drama? I kind of got sick of Korean dramas cause they're all the same.. love triangles with nobody brave enough to make a move.
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LOL, I like the direction of this thread. From asian restaurants are dangerous death traps, to racism, to chinese zombies, to white girls don't like me, to Stephen chow and buddha cooking good food.

Awesome.
You missed girlysports and her jungle fever.
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Oldboy was pretty good but twisted.

Is daughters-in-law a drama? I kind of got sick of Korean dramas cause they're all the same.. love triangles with nobody brave enough to make a move.
You mean like this?

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Is daughters-in-law a drama? I kind of got sick of Korean dramas cause they're all the same.. love triangles with nobody brave enough to make a move.
You missed the where the main hot actress who are normally 20-25 get cancer and die at the end. There must have been at least 5 or 6 kdramas i saw with that ending. I totally stopped watching them. how sad. Gangstas don't cry.
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Two rolls of toilet paper, a 2 litre thirstbuster of Pepto Dismal, clean underwear and some wet naps are on it's way. Are you at North hill?

Actually you ate at manchu wok? No mercy for you.
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This conversation is getting off the rails. My final note about dating girls is this, I've dated Chinese girls too. Why limit yourself to a small percentage of the population? The most important thing (besides hotness) is whether or not she appreciates a bowl of delicious Pho or sushi. If she doesn't like the food, she's out!

Hiding at home, because you think you'll get shot seems like a fate worse than getting shot. As Mel Gibson once said, "Every man dies, but not everyman lives". Stop being afraid. Buy stocks, date girls of a different race, and by all means...go EAT!
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Actually you ate at manchu wok? No mercy for you.
Isn't Manchu Wok just a food court place?
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Old 01-09-2009, 04:32 PM   #358
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Isn't Manchu Wok just a food court place?
Yeah it wasn't the bullets that got him. haha
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Hiding at home, because you think you'll get shot seems like a fate worse than getting shot.
I'm guessing you've never been shot and killed.

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As Mel Gibson once said, "Every man dies, but not everyman lives".
Mel also said, ""My life is f----d. I'm not going to get in your car… You motherf---er. I'm going to f--- you… F---ing Jews… The Jews are responsible for all the wars in the world. Are you a Jew?""

Don't know if I'd be relying on Mel's words to figure out how to live my life.

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Stop being afraid. Buy stocks, date girls of a different race, and by all means...go EAT!
You're just trying to sucker us in so that you can gun us all down. We're not falling for your Asian trickery!
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